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I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
when I hit a pole, don't laugh just walk away before I eat your head.


So just two days ago I went out with the ma'am and as mentioned in my twitter(that is if you even read it) I have bought bras. With the ma'am's money, of course. Lilli Lingerie has a huge stock of pretty bras with pretty patterns. They're almost like butressing an amazing sex life.


Why you say?

Bar the lingeries women wear to arouse their companion Lily Lingerie sells sex toys too. SADO-MASOCHIST!!, I'd say.

(No, Zatty. I'm not trying to imply you here. Or was I?)

But it can be entertaining. Whips, nurse outfits and some other outfits. Entertaining, it is. And they sell, mhmm.

Another thing I remembered my visit there was the lube section. HAHAHA I pray to you if you can understand my humour you will understand why lube being called lotion in a shop like that is funny. If not, ignore this and you will not be scarred.

Went home after a debate with the two cashiers there about business that by my fuzzy memory I swear I don't remember. Then went online and chatted with this ol' buddy of mine.

Me : Hiya tharr sexy.

Oh and her name is Najee which I will shorten to N.

N : what are ya doin' sexyback. Or should I say sexy legs. [insert suggestive smile]

Me : Haha oh nothing. How's the weather in oz?

N : it's raining heeerrre. I had plans to go out but thanks to ol' rainy I can't. =(

N : oh nee-chan I changed my look yesterday and you've seen my old look right? Lemme send you a picture [sends a self-potrait]

Me : Oh. Uhh what do u want to tell you?

N : what do u think of my nu look?

Me : Trashy.

N : ....[insert sad look]

Me : recycled?

N : ...i'll block you from now on. [blocks me]

HAHAHAHA I'm sorry NAJEE! SORRRYYY!! You know I didn't mean it truly! Well it's kinda useless now since you don't really know my blog let alone have one.

OH! Hahahaha she unblocked me! I knew she couldn't resist me. I'm gonna apologise to her now.

Two days ago, I shopped, went back home. Then went to the Mall. And that was when my contacts were sucking the fluids out of me eyes! It was too dry and the right one kept on stinging. I had to walk around the Mall like a one-eyed pirate. I hated it. They were testing my psychological mind and patience, I tell ya. But they broke me. I couldn't take it anymore and peeled them off my eyes and I've never felt near-to-heaven when they were off. It was heaven!

Down side of that is I had to walk squinting 'cause my vision I suspect is getting higher. Damn. Anthing less than a metre away from me was still kinda blurry. Doomed, I am. DOOMED!!

To recover from the great pain I have gone through my whole life, I decided to tear the contacts. Hahah feel my pain you torturous demons! Yes, I tore them. But it took me too long to tear a single contact lens. I just knew it was stretchable. So I streched them before tearing them. Stretched them till it was 2 cm long. Then crumpled them.



Hmm so now prepare to see me not BIG-EYED! Unless I buy another pair. I'm going for grey with tinges of red, or green. I like green.

Just now went to find things for the new house and the bedsheet I wanted wasn't anywhere in Brunei. Well I did until I found out there wasn't any matching quilt to go along with the sheet. Shiiiit. Lawa udah tuu.

On a random note, I like the icecream at Bakerlyn. Peppermint is LOVE! And another, I have achieved 4GB free space in my laptop. Not enough though but that's good as it is. I want to delete as many things here but they're all too precious for me to delete. T__T DBSK and SuJu stuffs.

Right now is exactlt 9 30PM and I'm gonna eat Nasi Katok Pedas AND NONE OF YOU WILL STOP ME! BWAHAHAHHAA! Good day says the girl who just bought some spankin' lacy bras.

And it's a black lacy bra! With an equally black lacy boxers!

Highlight the above if you want something interesting.

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Boo-hoo


I am so bored I want to cry buckets. Entertain me, my faithful blodders.

Notice how I always underline blodders? Don't question why because I don't know why myself.

Oh shit, man. I could go insane at one point of this holiday. I could go INSANE.

Deprived from any sorts of entertainment. This calls for FANDOM! ...which is quite dead at the moment.

Zati and her family went to KK this dawn.

Zatty will leave for KL tonight.

I will leave the world if I won't find entertainment. T__T

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I CUTTED MY HAIR! XDD haha "cutted"


My MSN contacts must've been wondering why yesterday my nick was a bit threatening.


The next person to ask how I'm doing will be either castrated or blocked.

That was it wasn't it? Something was amiss don't you think? And I went online late at night, around almost 11PM.

Story is...

My baby brother effed up my laptop and I couldn't get it running normally. Since 7 till 11 I was pissed and bored. My brother and my brother were victims of my snarky snappy attitude. bwahahaha. However I did something that I haven't done in a long long time!

I slept! And became so... vain! And I slept!

And here are the pictures~


Honestly, when I PS-ed this one I had numerous toilet breaks 'cause it freaked me out.

Oh have I told you guys I got a haircut after this?

Hellew, down below is my hair. As in before it was cut.


AND PEEKABOO! HAHAHAHAHA!! Now that is what I qualify to be FREAKISHLY FUNNY.


Then I cut it. VOILA! XD XD


This one's a random one. This was days taken before the hollies and if I'm not mistaken Mush took this.

Okay. I lie. Again. I bet by this time you blodders might lose trust in me. But I don't mind. I won't be depressed because of that. 'Cause I have almost a lifetime supply of gay fics, videos, news. And I'm glad that the veterans are generous.

So the lie was I didn't cut my hair. I just wanted to show you the freakishly funny picture with a plot.

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Saying 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.


I have been a bad bad blogger. Many things occured during the holidays and I didn't even care to share it with you my wonderful blodders.

And yesterday may have been the reason why the mousepad and some of the little grey keypads on my laptop is smudged with something that I suspect to be chocolate. I'll get you back Hamiz!

I am loving green more than I used to. X) And the reason is a secret I want to keep to myself!

I've been a bad friend too.



I'm really sorry. Hazim if you still read my blog I want to tell you how sorry I am for ignoring you all these days. You know about that problem I told you and you've been telling me to forget about him and blah blah the likes. Something else came up and yeah, I'm sorry. I just felt awkward, is all. So I hope we're still friends eyh, Megan?

PS
Don't worry I still remember about the promise. =)

- Billy XD



Glad that I got that out of my chest. Confessing and letting things out is good, but too much is bad. So I need to suck it all up and be a man woman mannish woman ...just be tough.

Went to Zee's yesterday with Mush and Sin and it was partially fun and partially torturing. Oh and there were Zee's siblings - just two Mizah and Afiq. Weirdly enough we had a group confession thing and us with Zee's siblings uh, became something. No what I'm trying to say is it doesn't happen a lot that friends and siblings know each other's secrets. It just doesn't happen. ... Does it?

Oh effing well.

I was being a jerk for being so naive and clueless. I'm sorry Sin. HAHAHA awu bah I'm really sorry dari ujung rambut hingga ke ujung kaki. .....Is my Malay okay? Yeah, I'm sorry about that whole sibling thing. But we cool aight homie?

Was suppose to blog something related to Zatty 'cause in her blog she mentioned me twice. X) But I guess the rice and ayam kari didn't do any good to animate my noodles. I need to go out 'cause I think every of my cells and tissues are fused to my bed that I'm now a living paraphernalia.

I had a weird dream today. I remembered nothing except that I was in college and I played cards. CARDS. BIG TWO. PLAYING CARDS. And I felt nothing on my chest. So I assume that I was a guy in that dream. But I saw this one particular black-ish accesory on my wrist and I kinda knew who I was.

Moral of the story : Dreams corrupt your mind. I don't play cards. And I'm not a guy. Get that in your head. I may act like one but deep inside I have woman hormones and a female sexual organ(courtesy of the Mighty Creator, not a phony fanny)

Yes, I am bored. Bored to the ass.

Right now it's exactlllyyyyyyyyyyy 5 13 PM and a few minutes ago I ordered food from McD for my two brothers and myself. No bribes or punishments involved. Just a simple order-up and there will be no food war. I promise. Who am I kidding, I can't make promises to myself. That's GHEI! Okay I was just kidding.

It's just weird yknow. I don't usually be a nice sister. I either loom over one of them and scare them till they wet their pants or even steal their food and say the spirit living in the house stole it with a proof that "I saw!".

So,

Thought of the day : "The spirit in this house is possessing me to act nice to my siblings. I saw!"

Well I'm hungry. Byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee from the girl who just knew what NABU means.

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seaweed is evvviilll


I haven't been anymore unproductive than I can ever be. For four days of holiday I've once again become how I was during the time we waited for the O level results...

...I've been idle.

Hah. Dramatic much~? During those four days I've spent majority of the time being a net addict and incessantly leeching files of the net. Especially anything JaeHo/Yunjae-related. :D Oh how I love akamejaeho @multiply so much. Kristina - the owner - is my life saviour. I love you, woman! Oh gosh, the videos and pictures. I... I love her.
Oh geeeeeez. I couldn't sit still waiting for the 19th! HAAAAAAAAAAAA. DBSK's latest Japanese single Ride On is at the most spot in my MUST-NOT-MISS list. The preview of the song was aired not so long ago and I fell in love with it. They sounded so hot and suave. Made me flushed listening to their uber knee-melting voices. Especially when someone sang the MMM~ bit. Oh dear god, I could die right there.

*jumps around* I just can't wait! I hope by then I still have the energy to squeal at the highest pitch I could muster during the fasting month. *claps happily* Jaejoong, I love you, you pretty sexy umma.
So after many days eyes glued to the laptop screen I finally went out. And my family dined out just a few hours ago at Fusion's. The atmosphere there is quite amiable. Very light. I liked it.
We sat at the balcony facing the jam-packed street and somehow it felt calming oddly. The waitress walked up to us and took our orders and I have to say that their lime green outfit is just... uh... let's say that the colour is very distracting.
I ordered the chicken ramen since on the menu it looked very scrumptious. And I hate how the food would look different than is displayed on the menu. The picture of the ramen had very few wakame(seaweeds) and when the waitress placed it in front of me sniffing the waft of seaweed smell could knock me out.
So I ended up eating half of the huuggeee bowl and two huge-ass glass of Fusion Lemon Ice Tea. Then went to the CD shop and bought Proposal Daisakusen and Liar Game! YAAAAAAAAAYY!! Finally!! But it was a waste that I've downloaded some episodes of ProDai. Feh.
On the way back home I've been feeling nauseous and dizzy. When we arrived I ran to the toilet and well, vomitted. Ugh. As I speak/type my breath stinks like a mixture of vomit and digested wakame. UGGGH. I still feel dizzy though. And a bit... nauseous, still.
Ooooh, I had a hunch that today was someone's birthday and I browsed around to find that it's Juzai's birthday~! Happy birthday!!
*plops onto the bed* Uuuuugghhhhh. I hate you, you green weed of the sea.

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Did I mention I love how my mind works?


HAAAAA~ Today's dream was weiiirrddd. I was dreaming of the guys in NewS!

I was restless from 2 till 6, but I still slept. Just a bit restless. Then after 6 I woke up to check if my laptop was still on and the ProDai ep 4 (yes I know it'sad that I'm left behind. It's already come to the 10th episode and I'm still dowloading the fourth.) was still downloading in BitComet. And the internet was still slow. *headdesk*

I went back to sleep, feeling more restless than I was before. Then I dreamt of NewS.

It started off when I was IMing someone. And then I looked up to see that I was at the outdoors. As always in my dreams, it was dark. Dark as in the day just broke. Everything looks gray and dull.
I found myself sitting on lush green grass of some unknown (most likely a chinese's house) and there were three dogs. Wait no, they were some sort of a weird mutation between a tiger and a dog but the three "dogs" were... HUUUGGEEE. Bigger than a me. And..taller too.

HAHAHAHA shiiiitt. I swear I almost screamed in my dream. Standing up slowly and I tiptoed away from the tigers slash dogs. And I was right. It was definitely chinese-owned. Cause you know... I saw those huge oriental pots between the pathway. And and...one of the togers slash dogs were following me. I freaked out. And and... it didn't attack. Instead it waited in front of the huge mahogany door which I was facing.

Someone opened the door and looked at the tiger, ignoring my presence behind the tiger slash dog and let it in the house. So I thought that it was their pet or whatever. I let mysekf in too since the woman looked a t me. Gah whatever.

They tiger slash dog was gone somewhere. I went to the kitchen and saw my mom... in pink. Bright ugly pink. *blanches*
She was...preparing something. Or baking, I don't remember. And and then the back door was open and I saw Keii Koyama and Kato Shigeaki. And I'm like WTF???!!! o.0

HAHHAHAHA naah, since it was a dream I always don't react at all. HAHAHAHAHA!!
Koyama saw me and he took a small step into the house whilst leaning against the doorframe.

For some reason... the whole scene went blurry and I went to this..place. A dark room only lowly lit by a single lighting bulb that was hung low. Or was it somewhere else. I think I was in a studio. And the guys in NewS were sitting around an oval table.

Yamapi; leaning on his seat. Keii; opposite to me; Me, in front of Koyama; Shige, beside Koyama; Ryo, standing around looking at everyone with a hard stare.

They knew I was there. Not sure how but they knew, Hey it's my dream I should know.

I was about to ask where Massu and Tesshi were but Ryo answered before I finished. "They're in Taiwan for the Golden Award."

I noticed that Keii had been staring at me for a long while. Yamapi was striking a conversation with me. And we talked excitedly. The topic? I... don't remember. *headdesk*

Shige was half-glaring half-staring at me as his eyes kept on darting from Koyama to me and back to Koyama. I was still clueless that time but I now know why. HAAAAAAA I just love how my mind works! I'm just gonna leave there! Cause if I continue I'd be talking more crap than I usually do in this blog!

BYW did I mention that I want the SUMMARY of Johnny's World 2004 DVD??
Yes I want it. Anyway I could buy it online? And where? TT.TT
Please help a famgirl in distress. Spread the love!

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Holiday, not as good as it sounds


Grrhh... My mom is so annoying. She kept on asking me about useless things over and over again. It's really annoying.

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