I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
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I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
Just when I thought there was a little speck of hope to be able to talk freely with anyone, it bulldozes and crumbles everything. Fook it.
in a nutshell
- my skin and my mirror had my post secrets, then erased.
- I had fillet o fish. Thank you Izni!
- It's mid year depression, so... everyone's depressed.
- I feel slightly guilty for not attending most classes for the past two weeks. My head was... well, uh. Speaking of my head, I'm still not thinking right. I haven't attended Maths class for two weeks in a row. EAS classes had been lifeless. In Elit everyone's distracted. In Socio class however has the totally same mundane vibe. So I like going to Socio.
- 30th will be a slightly less busybusybusy day. Thank god. All I need to do now is to get used to the new bathroom.
Ugh, I write like a little girl.
I know you're reading this Sufi, and that you know how distracted I am. But heeeyy, I'm SMILINNGGGGGGGGGGGG okay. I'm being happy. trying to.Gila bida eh this post.
Damn damn damn this is completely different from the SF era. HAHAHahaaaaa. SF. SF. sf. ess effff.
I'm a bitch, say hello to si Bitch here. :D :D And I am a bad person. D:
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not hyperventilating.
damn it damn it damn it. HAhahahha I'ma post a private post in my wordpress account.
Oh yeah, I never mentioned about might-be moving to Wordpress.com :D D:
No Zati I am not listening to emo songs. No Fatin, I am not cutting myself. I'm shaving myself.
No Juzai just because I had a lighter with me and it was mine doesn't make it seem like I smoke or hurt myself by burning my skin. You, stop clinging onto me. I hate you. Don't make me slap you. Dude Azim where you at? I need you
SO YOU SAYING HE LIKES YOU AS A MAN AND NOT AS A WOMAN??
CAN'T CAN'T CAN'T STRAY MY EYES OFF THESE JAPANESE GAME SHOWS. Hence an annotated form of rambles.
- Need a good laugh? FAIL BLOG IS THE ANSWER. Where pure fail, drunken fail, nekkid fat geek fail and other failzz fail resides. Worst time to choke : amid sneezing. Worst combination to choke on : air, spit and phlegm. Aftermath : a dirty screen. You might need a damp cloth... and sanitizers.
- Bad hair day. Actually couldn't care less combing it. Therefore came to tuition with bed hair. No pun hair here intended.
- FIVE hours spent in cleaning and arranging heavy furnitures around the other house.
- One of the many construction workers next door is stalker!freaky. And sticks out like a pin on a pin cushion as he wore blinding neon orange.
- My hand has a mind of its own. It wants to K33L my handyy in a less-than-half filled glass of water. Even multiple swats and lectures to my own hand won't stop it. I think mom thinks her daughter had gone mental. :D :D
mentel buiii.
- Internet's been a bitch for not letting me watch as much videos as I want off Youtube. Won't even let me access LJ. Or, download anything. FOR THE PAST WEEK. I'd like to give internet a good digital bitchslap across her digital face.
In completely different and random note(without trying to sound as if I'm telling a dark secret. wtf) No one knowsss.
And another thing... I need to make a decent post next time. But then how should a decent post look like?
DBSK has a new japanese single and I lovelovelove it. It made me sob like a baby, and Japanese isn't exactly a language I comprehend.
Oh 28th might be haircut day with Mims.
POST EDITED, because I have bad english when completely knackered. Sorry about that. D:
Sometimes I wish I could be that anti social tomboy I was, with a wardrobe of monochrome colours. But then I'll need to untangle myself from the dorks, gays and gals whom I love to be anti social. Haaah, hate me for wanting to be a emo anti social beeeetch.
I miss her. In a yknow fan towards idol kinda thing.
So I've just heard about this Spankwire video and I also heard that it's not for the prude and sensitive. Squeamish. Shit, I get goosebumps just by imagining it!
Goodluckies to whoever sitting for Socio AS tomorrow morning. Gila kali, morning lagi tu kan.
And I nearly forgot about one more thing. Twilight fans, don't kill me in my sleep for laughing and agreeing(even though I've never read it) to the review about to be mentioned. Come to think of it, I'd like to beat Edward Cullen, the sexy vamp, with a stick too.
What is worse: Going to your favorite restaurant, ordering your favorite steak only underneath the steak is a scabby band-aid. Or? - Being electrocuted.
Do you like me? - Probably.
What percent of all paper clips that you come in contact with do you unfold? - I don't unfold paper clips. Because I am conservative and unadventurous, like an old lady coming in her eighties.
What are your five favorite movies? (Legally Blonde does not count) - Kung Pow(most def), and four others that I couldn't be bothered to remember.
Have you ever left a pair of underwear in the forest? - No, but there was one time amid drying a pair of undies outside the window of a moving car the soggy thing slipped through my brother's fingers by the strong current. And if I'm not mistaken, his wet underwear thudded on the front window of the car behind us. HAHAHA! His loss, their gain.
If zombies were real, would you be afraid of them? - Yes. Because what if they lived (un-lived?) under water and every time you got on a boat they started to climb up the outside of the boat with their sucker hands? You would have nowhere to run! Right right?!
How many times have you lost your keys in an article of clothing you are wearing? - Maybe never. Prolly because I don't carry keys with me?
Do you like almonds? - Yes, yes yes, I do yes.
Is there something better than pie? - Yes, two pies. Haha inda cali. Actually I don't like any kind of desserts other than ice cream! :D
In your opinion, is there always room for one more? - There's always room for dessert. NEVER ever forget that!
What do you need more of? - Time. That's just all I ask for now.
How do you feel when you are stuck in traffic and a motorcycle drives by between the lanes? - Like I want to open my door and have the motorcycle crash into it. I did that one time. Wait, no I didn't. Oh right, because I don't drive yet. Legally, that is.
Do you want a Cadillac Escalade? - Yes, I would like a Cadillac Escalade. So I could burn a Cadillac Escalade. (inda Neesa, I am not demented. Just bottled up rage, mhmm. NOT demented.)
What are your feelings regarding 25cent hot dog night? - I don't eat hotdogs.......
How often do you take public transportation? - ...(*snorts*) uhm, what? I do not comprehend this question.
When you were 16 did you find Monty Python hilarious? - I don't like him.
Do you find them hilarious now? - I still don't like him. What do you want from me!
Which is scarier: 1) As you are being put under anesthesia for a big, hairy operation, you find out that Mo, Larry, and Curly are assisting -or- 2) You are locked in a room and are forced to watch an endless loop of the same episode of Gilligan's Island? - Neither, it's a shark riding on the back of an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see. Wait, what was the question?
What is the biggest risk you are facing at this very moment? - In the grand scheme of things, each of us are, at best, marginally significant, so to say that anything, even something that would result in my untimely death should I choose to do it, is a risk is disingenuous at best. A single 'yes' or 'no' is even a big risk.
Can you ever have too much money? - Yes. Even a thousand dollars worth of cents would be to heavy to carry, thus limiting it's practicality.
Black and Blue or Black and Tan? - Uh, what?
Have you ever kissed a boy on the lips? - Yes. Actually the boy kissed me. Haha my lil' baby bro kissed his sister away from "his" TV.
Have you ever kissed a girl on the lips? - Ye-- wait, no.
If they made the movie of your life, what would the title of the movie be? - Jurassic Park of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Nabilah and GDL's High School Reunion We'll See When We Get There.
How many camels fit on the head of a pin? - Given that a standard map pin has a top surface area of 75 mm^2, I would have to say about 1 million veeeery tiny camels.
Who do you like better ... Ben or Jerry?Dr. Benjamin Spock or Jerry Falwell? - Uh, neither, dude.
How many chapters will your book have? - ...23?
What is your favorite color? - greeeeeeeeeeen, greenish blue, greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, black. GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? - (*puts hand to throat, swallows*) About .2 km/h. Check back at lunch and I will estimate the velocity of a laden swallow.
How long do you have to drive continually before you start going insane? - Uh, I don't drive legally yet, so I wouldn't know, yet.
Boxers or Briefs? - Boxers.
What is the most important meal of the day? - The next one
Are you a Toys (backwards)R Us Kid? - Not really. I grew up.
snow skiing: a great sport, or the greatest sport? - It looks cool, and fun. So I say it's just a great sport.
can you lick your elbow? - No
did you just try to lick your elbow or did you already know that it is physically impossible to do that? - In an act representing the futile human drive for advancement in the face of the crushing fact of our insignificance... both.
Will you be in my punk band? - Sure
Even if my punk band is named POLE-DANCING HEMATOMA? - I guess, but I think it would be bigger hit with a different name. Maybe POLE-DANCING DIFFUSE AXONAL INJURY.
Is Crisco OK? - As far as I know. What is Crisco?
How many times per minute must you remind yourself, "I am not my job"? - I don't know, because I don't have a job yet?
Is M. Night Shmalayan lame? - Yeah, kinda he is.
Were you hugged enough? - No. Nobody hugs me in school or outside.
Are you hugged enough? - Am not fond of hugs.
ARE YOU EVER GOING TO BE HUGGED ENOUGH? - Maybe I should go home and just hug my family about a million billion times and then I could call it even for the rest of my life.
Why don't you own a gas mask? - Seriously. I do, actually. Okay, I lie, but that'll be cool :D Eminem or not? - Not.
If you're a white person, and you don't listen to much hip-hop, and yet you like the Beastie Boys, what the hell is wrong with you? Don't you realize that the Beastie Boys ARE ELVIS? - Not white. Don't even like hip-hop, and Beastie Boys. Oh and Elvis? Psschhhh. How many minutes "ahead" or "behind" is your watch set for? - The clock in my phone is set 8 minutes ahead. Clock on the bedroom wall is set one minute ahead. Clock in the hall is like, 10 minutes behind. Astro clock is the only thing near to accurate.
Where have you been? - Miri, Kuching, London(Heathrow), Stanford?, KL, Singapore, Oz... I think that's all.
Name? - Shjurlguty (pronounced Nabilah) How sad would you be if you ran over a cat? - My cousin once did. My dad multiples of time he reversed the car without knowing there was a cat behind. As morbid as it sounds, I like watching them die slowly.
If you were a parasite, would you rather spend your gestational stage in the innards of a cow or the innards of a caterpillar? - Definitely a cow. Four stomachs = four times the fun!
Totally rad, totally rockin, or totally sick? - Totally rad. I have never said "totally sick" unless I was totally sick.
If the only kinds of candy left on the planet were m and ms (original), reeses pieces, and skittles, which variety would be most likely to survive the ensuing struggle for survival? - I am just going to buy some of each and I will tell you later.
You must be world champion at something. What is it? - Bad aiming.
What is the first pop, rock, or rap song you choreographed dance moves to? What was your signature move? - I have never choreographed dance moves, unfortunately.
House, or Gray's Anatomy? - HOUSE M.D., MAAAAAAAAAN. Who can say NO to House??!!
Antz, or A Bug's Life? - A Bug's Life is, objectively, 154 times better than Antz. The "z" at the end of Antz accounts for A Bug's Life being 100 times better.
Paris Hilton, or Nicole Richie? - I don't remember what that second one looks like, so I don't know.
Toward, or towards? - Towards. And I pronounce it as tords. How do you say it?
Loving and losing, or never loving at all? - Loving and not losing
Coffee, or tea? - Ew, coffee?
Or me? - Huh?
Why the hell do people ever waste money on weddings? - Oh there's a whole long history on that that I don't want to go into right now.
This post is a bit sekadar but whatever, my blog not yours. (*clicks tongue*)
Tomorrow, all the best of luck to those who take Physics AS and ELit AS. I pray you the best. Haha I know some of you are cramming everything in a space of less than 24 hours.
Tuck in early. Wake up early. Resist from peeking at your notes. Forget the problems of now and yesterday, focus on your paper.
Not that I do any of those but that's what Mr Singh said to us.
Speaking of that funny hair-less devil, I might come to his Monday tuition class tomorrow afternoon. Nngghhh, balik aher ni. Around 5 perhaps. Because he still thinks I take Maths June AS.
I was fairly unproductive today, other than the three sessions of emotional relief-ness Zati and I took some personality tests off learnmyself.com. The tests and the results given are pretty accurate shit, it scares me a bit.
So, the Personality test, here's what I got.
My Personality
Neuroticism
86
Extraversion
3
Openness to Experience
17
Agreeableness
24
Conscientiousness
1
You often resist any cravings or urges that you have, but sometimes you give in, however you experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress. You tend to feel overwhelmed by, and therefore actively avoid, large crowds. You often need privacy and time for yourself. You are not interested in the arts and do not display aesthetic sensitivity. You do not like to claim that you are better than other people, and generally shy from talking yourself up, however you believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. You are guarded in new relationships and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth about yourself. In general you tend to be disorganized and scattered.
You have low planning skills, however you have high suppression of competing activities skills. You have low use of emotional social support skills. You have low substance use skills. You have medium humor skills.
I fail in life, not in a good humorous way where you macro a Korean celeb's thick brows. And generally hopeless. Naaadeh, I'm not gonna crawl under my bed, crying with the dustbunnies and hoping my life will end under my bed.
Oh wait.
I don't have the bedpost thing. Most of the heavy furnitures are either moved to our new house in Rimba or taken away by relatives who wants ancient furniture.
I refuse to cry, and give up because I haven't given my all.
Two is that there's some fooked up black magic practitioner.........
And that they say to switch off your handy until uh, 11? I'm bored so there's a boring post.
OH, and I finally had the braces on. It didn't hurt a bit the first few hours, but the pain finally sets in. Victims : Nuar, the empty of coffee, Mezz... Syubu?
Mhmm, ignore the bad writing. Can't stand the pain now hence ugly post. But the rumor, not sure. Don't take my word ferreal. I feel like bludgeoning my head on a wall.
I haven't gotten used to my left jaw apparently, and a specific part of the gum stings like a bitch by the slightest twitch. Curse you poor excuse for a dentist! You did a bad job on the extraction - all the boo's and hisses on you! The tip of the playar poked through my gum and I swear if it wasn't for the adrenaline I would've shoved you off my face, snapped the playar off yer hands then jump on top of the cabinets, screaming bloody roadkill to anyone coming close to my blood-filled mouth and two teeth hanging loosely from the gum - - eee, disgusting image there. I'll stop.
Point is, if the doctor didn't put a tad too much pressure on my now-stinging gum and that he put the playar at a better angle, I can at least eat my porridge 10 minutes faster.
Oh, and I feel old eating porridge in every meal. D: D: And can you believe how idiotic of me to choke on porridge?! I mean, c'mon, who chokes on porridge?!
So now there's the 15th to look up to. NOT. Recently I've been missing a lot of classes. Due to :
1) Chickenpox. First time buiii. 2) Morning dentist appointments which I was so ignorant to negotiate with the doctor.
I'm really dissapointed that I couldn't keep up with my 100% present streak anymore.
Right now as I'm typing, Munir's talking about cameras with me. UGGHH, I hate you you insensitive beeetch. Haha nadawa. But c'mon give me some slack here. I still have that post-theft trauma, and by all honesty I'm dying to kill you. MUNIR SHUT UP WITH THE CAMERA TALK, PLEASE. You might not know how it feels to lose something oh-so mighty precious to you in a blink of an eye.
Dammit, dammit, dammit. Curse you, THIEF. Curse you indeeeeeed.
Ghad Syubu's intense stare is *___________* ADMIRABLE.
The picture above is Mezz, my "brother", and he at that time was feeling horny hence the horn shaped hair. I'd put some pink fluffy stuff from the floor to his hair because I'm his sister and big sisters are bullies.
If you're wondering, he didn't realise he had the feathery pink stuff on his head until minutes after thinking he looks so rad, so cool and hip lookin' like a devil in a man's skin. Love ya, bro.
Just wanted to warn you if you are homophobic, then by all means press alt+F4
GAY ALERT! THERE'S SKINSHIP. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
I've recommended this drama over and over, but no one ever seems to believe me when I mention how great it is. I think maybe everyone is densensitized to my excited shrieks of "BUT THERE'S GAY!"
This is Akira! He's a kind, gentle, fashionable hairdresser.
And he's the straight one.
HOW DO YOU OUT-GAY AKIRA, YOU MAY ASK?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN : PINKO-SAN ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Akira and Pinko meet in ep two, where Pinko saves Akira from the clutches of a female. (I am not kidding.) At this point Akira still has delusions of heterosexuality, despite the fact he spends half his time avoiding, ditching, and literally hiding from girls who want in his pants. Which are suspiciously form-fitting for a straight male, just sayin'
Akira and Pinko can be summed up with this scene:
Akira: So where do you want to go, Pinko-san-- Pinko: A LOVE HOTEL? :D :D :D Crowd: (looks at interestedly) Akira: NO NO WE'RE NOT LIKE THAT yet.
Akira and Pinko at what Akira insists is not a date. "What is it, then?" "A-- a meeting."
By ep four Pinko has thoroughly pawed his way into Akira's life, flaunting a wardrobe so pink, so flowery, so filled with tight white jeans and tastefully glittery jewelry that Akira is resigned to his fate helpless to his charms!
COULD LOVE BE ON THE HORIZON?
Family: "Oniichan... are you... like that?" Akira: "No!" Akira: Akira: Akira: "N-no."
Akira eventually snaps under the pressure of Pinko's attention, and Pinko gets queerbashed and thrown out of his house and it's all very dramatic. (Because Akira is straight. Completely straight. 100% heterosexual. Catch the light glinting off his earring and coordinated vests.)
But of course things can't stay that way, and Akira searches for Pinko one night...
Pinko has horrible taste.
"I decided that from now on, I'm going to go out with people who really like me," Pinko says. "I don't care if I'm thought of as a bad girl!"
BUT AKIRA WON'T LET HIM GO.
Akira: Pinko! I know that I'm spoiled, timid, and too cowardly to change! I know that I'm spineless!Pinko: It doesn't have anything to do with you! Just leave me alone! Akira: I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE!
And Pinko is dragged off into the night.
Their next scene is. IS. It sent me into fits. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND SCROLLING IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE HEART- -
HOW MUCH DID AKIRA DRINK?
ANSWER : JUST ENOUGH
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I THOUGHT I COULD GET ANYONE TO WRITE ME HOT X-RATED GAY PORN FROM A FUNTIME FAMILY DRAMA, I WOULD SO BE BOTHERING EVERYONE RIGHT NOW.
Eps 7-11 get, if you can believe it, even more gay. is yew intrigued? *__________*
ARE YOU WATCHING IT YET?
I - - I feel my brain failing.
endofpost. I feel dirty sins sticking onto my skin. SO MANY CANON GAY.
After over 10 posts I finally made a conclusion on the url change. And it's going to be...
lime-n-salt.blogspot.com
so it'll be in effect on the 7th May - a week after. If you're wondering, yes it's another in-the-moment decision. And yes, when I thought of this I thought of Fish and Chips. GAAAH, how I miss London! And as a matter of fact I'm craving for a good dish of fish and chips.
mentel buiii.
Ghad Syubu's intense stare is *___________* ADMIRABLE.
This is Akira! He's a kind, gentle, fashionable hairdresser.
Pinko has horrible taste.
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