I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
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I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
Alright. Chill. I've got a blog post cracking up but I won't guarantee you it will come out today or the day after. You know, it's kinda hard refreshing your memory of yesterday's mind-blasting event -- you heard me, mind-blasting because the SBS Festival was that goddamn good *_______* -- after so much had happened all within five hours.
I'm warning you the next real post you won't like it at all.
GUESS WHAT -- I AM SO CONFIDENT I SAW IT RIGHT IN THE FANCAMS. I MAY NOT BE THE BEST LIP READER BUT AM QUITE FUCKING SURE THEY SANG "I GOT CHUUUUU UNDUH MY SKIN~".
But that part is just the icing of yesterday's festival. ♥ ♥
Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:21 PM
For an entire fortnight, I only ate what I called 'nuclear meals'. These were meals made entirely by combining random things from cans in bowls and microwaving them until they suited my somewhat dubious standards of 'done'. Water was not an acceptable additive; dried spices were. The idea was that these were the things I'd all be eating during the holiday, so I might as well get used to them now. Nutritionally, this is near-suicidal, but my mother let me do it anyway, because she glanced at me eating the 'nuclear meal' once and walk past by like it's the norm thing to do.
In an entirely less surreal news, swimming yesterday at Empire Hotel seemed fun. I say 'seemed' because even though I joined in the group I felt like not swimming. No, really, I know how to swi-- dive, I know how to dive up and down a pool but the mood wasn't right .
Family and I had a somewhat quality time together but I had to act like some teenage chick who just hit puberty again(Aah, the dark times). Sorry, family, but I assure you there was much listening to Linkin Park involved to prove my guilt. Sorry, brother, for snapping at you. Sorry, mom, for giving you cold shoulders. Sorry, dad, for.. -- well, you triggered this but I'm sorry nonetheless.
Well anyway how're y'all during the holidays? Judging from how little you update you guys are having the time of your lives huh. While I will be... fusing my skin with the mattress. Yes, through the quilt and bedsheets. I'm bored to tears, man. Oh I finished reading The Summerhouse and currently reading The Kite Runner and Monstrous Regiment, ʎɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ looɔ ɯ,ı ǝsnɐɔ,
My hormones don't rage. They get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other.
Thursday, December 18, 2008 11:13 PM
I can't stop. It's like crack. Hello, my name is Nabilah, and I have an obsession problem. Which results the C: drive to be sucked out of life. By life, I mean 'Heck, I have less than 400 MB left to spare BUT I'M AS HAPPY AS A CLAM AND I STILL KEEP ON KILLING MY LAPTOP :D :D'.
The joy of a jobless college graduate who thought she has alll the time she has with pretty boys and more pretty boys(and games, but that's only a very very minor fraction) sort of ends after like, roughly a month after the last paper.
I feel like dying. I need a job. When do I get a legal driver's license, dang it.
Monday, tennis in the evening. It was only Fatin, Farhan, Mush, Zatty and I. First it was serving. Then it was not getting the ball over the fence. Now it's serving again. These hands are not made for tennis.
Fatin if you sit down and watch has a habit of throwing balls at you in a certain pose. One leg swept behind, while the other stood on toes. She's dubbed "Swan Princess". We had a good laugh and moved on, but I think the pet name works out well for her because "Swan Princess who flails in her Fatin-failz and screeches" fits in her personality like a glove.
Tuesday, I was temporarily a "Nabil". A friend's dad had much fun referring me as a male. So did the rest of friend's family. Slept over aforementioned friend's ward with Fatin and we had the most depressing outdoor fun on high-rise Shanghai-esque bridges, therapeutic gardens, and random places. But I had more fun barely had an hour's sleep, while listening to constant tappings of a keyboard, being sandwiched between two heavy sleeping beings, frigid coldness that shoots to your bones and.. farts-into-my-face. I am never going to agree to any sleepovers in a hospital ward ever in my whole life.
Good luck with the shaved ankle, friend whom I better think should be shrouded with much anonymity lest she might not like being put under the spotlight so she would appear at freakish times with crutches under her arms while holding something akin to a meat tender(er?).
*yawn* I am really sleepy! Explains the lack of animation in this entry.
However a wink of sleep can never make me forget of my fangirly guilt. Ugh.
Oh the humanity!
The boys of SHINee sing, dance, and make smexy to the camera as they perform their version of Rain’s “Rainism” during their radio stint on MBC’s Simsimtapa hosted by Super Junior’s Shindong.
Just a few weeks ago, the Minister for Health, Welfare and Family Affairs has asked Rain to edit the lyrics of his controversial song calling it “dangerous to teenagers” due to its implicit sexual content. It was okay until you banned DBSK's Mirotic.
You have gone too far, Mr. Minister, sir. You are ruining our noraebang(karaoke) experience! How do you expect us to sing “Mirotic” without the line, ‘I got chuuuuu unduh mah skin~’?! How can the boys of SHINee enjoy “Rainism” once Rain removes ‘magic stick’ from his song? Taemin likes singing that part! But I guess you would not know that because clearly you do not know what the youth wants.
The youth of today, we like ‘magic sticks’ and ‘crystals’. Harry Potter an international and well loved young wizard likes it too. We also like kissing for a millisecond. Ask TOP and he can tell you the joy of brushing a fraction of his lips to the opposite sex. We like getting involve in “scandals”! Have you seen the video footage of Junsu clapping Taeyeon’s back at Hollywood Bowl? Who needs Edison Chen when you have that!
We like exciting things in life such as holding hands and piggy back rides! Are you going to take that away from us too? I heard that G-Dragon was honored as one of the “Most Influential Men of 2008”. Think about that. "Bumpin', grindin', perfect timin'" didn't sound sexual enough to you?
But it’s too late for that now, Mr. Minister. Judging by Minho’s expression in this video (yes, people he has feelings too) we can all say that Rain’s Magic Stick has surely penetrated these boys.
There is, of course, Joan of Arc, the illiterate peasant girl in donated scraps of knight's armor who reversed the tide of the Hundred Years' War. She fought with ARROW WOUNDS IN HER NECK and "withstood a blow from a stone cannonball to her helmet as she climbed a scaling ladder." When captured, her escape attempts included JUMPING FROM A 70 FOOT TOWER. Eventually she was tried and burned at the stake at nineteen (nineteen!!), and was such a goddamn badass motherfucker that, just to be sure, they burned her ashes again.
(I figure even if she wasn't a battle Amazon (which I do like to believe -- you can't disprove it!) she was still an illiterate crossdressing peasant who made herself a place in history at the age when the most of us were passing notes in class. XD Have you read about her trial? FUCKING AMAZING. She was so sharp she totally stumped all her interrogators. I can't believe she accomplished so much by nineteen. Nineteen. I'M EIGHTEEN AND FIVE MONTHS. In my entire life I will never be as incredible as she was by this age.)
Carin du Rietz ran away from home three times and disguised herself as a man to join the royal guard. She was eventually hit on so much by women and men that she revealed herself to the king, who lol'ed and gave her a husband.
Elisa Bernerström was a maid who married a soldier, and joined his regiment under a male name "as she had decided to live and to die with her husband." She kept fighting even after he was killed in action, only stopping when they discovered her true identity and fired her -- and then she learned her husband wasn't killed at all, just captured. They reunited when he was released from prison. Awww!
Ulrika Eleonora Stålhammar was one of six daughters left in poverty after her father died. Instead of marrying, she stole a horse and enlisted in the army. She eventually found love with a maid, Maria Lonnman, and though tried in court for her deeeeviant homosexuality, the judges gave her just eight days in prison because her love was "of the purest, most spiritual kind, a union of virtue." Yay historical femslash!
Deborah Sampson joined the Continental Army in 1782 and took two musket balls to the thigh during battle. She refused hospital treatment, fearing exposure, and removed them herself using a penknife and sewing needle. (Holy shit.) She was eventually discovered, but GEORGE WASHINGTON honorably discharged her from service, and post-war she had her good buddy PAUL REVERE petition on her behalf to get soldier's pension. He succeeded. She was the first woman to receive it.
Sri Suriyothai was a Thai queen who donned men's clothes and followed her husband into battle. ON A WAR ELEPHANT.
Kawashima Yoshiko was a crossdressing princess who became a Japanese spy, executed as a traitor and now living on in television adapations portrayed by Kuroki Meisa. Her adopted father is said to have been an espionage agent and mercenary adventurer. Aw, the family business.
Pauline Cushman was an American actress and spy for the Union Army who concealed battle plans in her shoes. XD I just-- I thought that was awesome.
Catalina de Erauso fled from a nunnery to dress in men's clothes and become a soldier. Her nickname was "The Nun Lieutenant" and she was granted special dispensation from the Pope to dress in drag. AWESOME.
Mollie Monroe is my favorite: she was a teenager in the Old West who disguised herself as a man and ran away from home to search for her boyfriend. When she discovered him murdered, she hunted for his killers. When she couldn't find them, she turned her attention to the needy: helping prostitutes, pistolwhipping through the pussies of the army, and tracking down deadbeat dads (She then led him out of the bar, tied him to her horse and dragged him all the way back to his house, staying overnight to make sure he wouldn't leave the house again.) Battling alcoholism and gambling addiction, she was thrown in an insane asylum. So she did what any woman would do: tried to burn the motherfucker down. She was sent to jail, then another asylum. Which she escaped. During all these crossdressing, hard-drinking bandit-thwarting vigilante hunts, she found time to get married and open a resort.
Best part? Mollie Monroe was despised by most of Prescott's high society women, for what they viewed as "manly manners" and, as a popular publication of the time said, "morals that are dissolute".
HA!
There's also Nadezhda Durova, who fought in Russian army since 1806 till 1816, made an outstanding career, got more or less accepted by public in this quality and published a pretty interesting memoirs about it. The woman so hardcore she frightened her own family, whose childhood toys were guns and sabers. Awesome.
My mother was crazy. I don't mean "My mother was crAAazy!" I mean "We the members of the jury."
Sunday, December 7, 2008 10:38 PM
So younger cousin is always talking about how fun gaming is and I decided, you know, HEY, I THINK MY LIFE COULD DO WITH SOME FRUSTRATION, LET'S TRY VIDEO GAMES and bought a couple of game consoles, rec-ed by A-niche and Dr Jackyll. :))
EGM Employee: So did you have any games in mind? Me: (knowledgeable and wordy) I heard Final Fantasy is worth a try. EGM Employee: They're pretty good. They're T-games on the R6X label of the Master of Product-Based RPGs Commercially Distributed for the Aeon Flux Cerberus Spiderman spinoff of Rent Code H. What's your skill level? Me: ... Me: ... Me: Y-yesterday I conquered the rolly wheel.
In my greedy greedy hands I now have the SILENT HILL game(expect silent screamings) and also KINGDOM HEARTS 2 (o-on beginner level) because of course when you can play in dark complicated worlds of blood and death and swords I want cartoon characters with bright colors and bad voice acting.
*___*
I HATE ADI.
My days will be filled with silent screechings in head whilst playing Silent Hill.
In other non-RPG news, I am growing accustomed to having unexpected guests crashing my house especially, Fakhri, Mezz, Nuar and Zee considering how quickly they made a second home here. They're slowly growing attached to my family(somewhat) that Mezz and Nuar basically followed us since we step foot out the house this afternoon.
Family and them bonded. In a way. From Tungku beach to Berakas to Kiulap Mall to watching Bolt. Yup. Proud to say my family has their own stalkers. :))
AND I'M GETTING BETTER! BE CHIPPER WITH ME! :)))
I tend to overuse ":))" but I can't help that it's so expressive! :))
GAMERS OUT THERE WHO READ THIS BLOG, REC ME GAMES WHILE I'M STILL PUMPED. THE SHOUTBOX WON'T RUN AWAY, SO DON'T BE SHY.
Lastly to the muslims, salam aidiladha. Hee, I've always wanted to part of witness to the Qorban tapi nada jua hajat ani tah kan sampai. :(
I am a miserable worm. I am worm lint. I am toe dirt. I deserve to be eaten by hyenas. Then to be vomitted back out when I am phlegm-free. My Totoro and Howl's Moving Castle DVDs are nowhere to be found, and the kitchen is out of chicken and potatoes plus I'll still be breathing through one nostril when I have my undang undang class tomorrow afternoon.
The fandom just had to die of all sorts of activities when I'm bedridden. Just had to. I can't even play games without seeing the characters morph into something much looking like randomly moving blobs.
But I'm thankful I don't have iron allergies because if I eat enough meat, I will actually start to cry blood. I'll have bloody tears rolling down my cheeks. This also will freak out more goths than I really care to think about, although it's going to be funny as heck, all things considered.
Am bored, and deathly sick so gonna do this tag game before I forget yet again, before black out from meds.
Name the latest book you bought:
The Summerhouse, by Jude Deveraux.
What is your fullname?
Siti Nabilah binti Johari
Name the person you want to meet in real life or the first time:
Too many. But as for the not so famous people, probably Waya. She's Canadian. EH!
Christina or Britney?
Britney.
Do you do your own laundry?
No. I lock myself in my room on a daily basis.
The most exciting place you want to go?
I don't know. Where there's long flowy trees, lakes, dormant volcanoes, snow. Oh, ah, yeah, like Japan or something. Or Jeju Island. They have pretty, clear azure waters with fishies!
Hugs or kisses?
Neither. Not a touchy feely person.
8 things I am passionate about:
- My singing dancing Korean boys. - My collections of unnecessary insignificant objects - The usual people - Delectable dishes! salmonteriyakidonnyums! - Colour green. - I ran out of hobbies. I'm a net addict, what do ya expect? - stuff - more stuff
8 things you say too often:
- what the hell - OHMYGODOHSHI--! - Ooh~ or Ahh (words showing much fascination) - and five others are keymashes.
8 books I've read recently:
What books? I read fics. Pixel-on-a-screen fics.
8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
- Astor Piazzolla's Libertango - Ilac's Goodbye Romance - SHINee's Replay (Boom track) - Big Bang's Number 1 - Big Bang's Heaven - Arctic Monkey's Mardy Bum (live) - The Academy Is... - Rumored Nights - Family Force 5's Love Addict (Y)(Y)(Y)(Y) HAHAHA I bet two certain people would be freaked out if they remember.
8 things I learned last year:
- Get as many empty files. - To never leave valuables behind even though there're familiar faces around. - That no matter how many times you've stalked your neighbour and taking their pictures.. they will definitely turn to their backs and see you with a camera. With, or without flash. - Never attempt to lure a monitor lizard out of a drain by shoving your ungloved hand into a bucket of raw meat, then holding it out to the giant, flesh-eating lizard. Not if you enjoy having the same number of fingers that you started out with, that is. I managed to pull back before I lost something, but it was a somewhat closer call than I really liked. - That my neighbour's cat that is old, male, and horny should have died instead of the many little kittens that were run over by cars. - That even a small Toyota can hold around 12 passengers. Four being well built adults, while the rest are children. - In that same 2 family holiday trip, one shouldn't be stubborn to rent a van instead of the aforementioned car. - I see animals on the way to school or class, just chillin' like a villain. Being me, and inclined to such things, I decided that these animals on different occasions needed to go to class/school with me, picked them up and took them there. The girls in class, sadly, never achieved 'used to me' at any point. So I stopped. I think I really desensitised my classes.
Shallow's such an ugly word. I prefer to think of myself as selectively deep.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008 5:57 PM
Am sick! What the hell is that. However, must admit to good cheer at the moment despite body's fervent wish to roll over and die, because a) friend from livejournal came back from hiatus! hurrah! hard to be grumpy when there is smut at your fingertips, and b) has over 46 videos of bigbang, dbsk and SHINee to spazz and squee.
And no matter how ill I feel, at least I'm not getting raped over a couch like Crawford.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
Monday, December 1, 2008 8:19 PM
Tagged By Feeza HM.
1. What’s the relationship of you and her/him? - Other than going to the same college, we're also classmates in Lit.
2. Your 5 impressions towards her/him? - Y SO SAD? - Long lashes - Works on own pace - (I'm not sure but..) Seems to have a lot of connections - Fragile, like, I'm afraid if I talk too loud to her she might disappear. (That's just me, okay.)
3. The most memorable things she/he have said to you. - "Hi, Nab, Do you know XXX's number?" We rarely talk and that was the first time we ever exchange words to each other. So, ah, yeah. Not really significant to you, but I cherish first times -- what?
4. The most memorable things she/he had done for you - Helping reminding me things for the UK trip.
5. If she/he becomes your lover, you will - A--ahaha?
6. If she/he becomes your enemy, you will - Do nothing, but scowl. I'm pathetic, really.
7. If she/he becomes your love, she/he has to improve on - I don't know, um, communication I guess?
8. If she/he becomes your enemy, the reason is - Uh, how can anyone possibly answer this without feeling any guilt?? I know I am.
9. The most desirable thing to do on him/her is? - Oh oh, curl her lashes because she would look like an absolute doll~! :D
10. The overall impression of him/her is - She's a rare one, and I mean it in a good way. (Y)
11. How do you think the people around you feel about you? - "Hayy sigau bini bini ani eh" or something akin to that.
12. The character of you for yourself is? - at the moment: a stupid face with my jaw hanging open.
13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is? - A little girl screaming in high pitch.
14. The most ideal person that you wanna be is? - I had one in my head but it quickly disappears as was about to type it down. So will, get back to that later.
15. For the people who care about you and likes you, say something about them. - Yo. You so fly everytime I see you flocks of bird disperse around you. (wtf?!)
17. Who is No. 2 having a relationship with? - Have no idea
18. No. 3 a male or female? - 100% boobs.
19. If No. 7 and No. 10 were together, would it be a good thing? - Dude. Dahell?
20. How about No.5 and No. 8? - HAHAHAHA er, nah, man.
21. What is No. 1 studying about? - USED to study Lit, Economics, Sociology and
22. Is No. 4 single? - Of course.
23. Say something about No. 6? - Been there for me since first exchanged real words, and an irreplaceable brother with no blood kinship. Also, growing to be more annoying, more Fakhri-like, more askdfhkldh!! But hey, he's my brother.
@edited. I don't think those I've tagged and who's done this before is required to re-do it again. Spamming your own blog is so not cool. Cheers!
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