I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
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I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
I know I've been acting selfish and well, generally a nuisance, and you know that I can be like dad... y'know, all cold and submissive. We don't really tell what we think or feel but as a fact I love you.
And I'm sorry for being such a bitch to you. And please forgive me for all those angry notes that's been directed to you all those past years. You've been there to listen to me even if you put up the most annoying uncaring face ever I'd scratch you but it's your birthday and you're my mom I shouldn't. :)
For you I try to be the best. To be your child that you could be proud of, that you can hold your head high and say, 'That's my daughter there' or in a more direct trasnlation, 'Tuu anak ku tu'. I'm sorry.
Happy nth birthday. And no I don't remember how old you are now because mama tua udah. HAHAHA awu wah jk.
ps oh yeah, you don't remember today's your birthday. HAHA ketara makin tua. Eeee awu baaaahhhh main2 saja :P
To Aqil;
I love annoying you. Nuff said. I live to annoy you by changing channel 611 to 615 because ch611 is your favourite channel and 615 is my favourite channel, and I'm taller. HA!
You've just turned four three days ago. I'm proud that you don't go vomitting around town with your half-digested food and milk. Ugh. Now you're growing older, speak more clearly. Half of the time I don't get what you're saying. And 'leler' is not 'leher' for god's sake. HAHA qil, you be receivin' some sisterly lovin' ere.
You'll get your gift soon.... once I find out what you want exactly. :D
They tell me that I should stem my lesbian mode, they thought I did, I thought I did.
UNTIL Anis popped up flustering about a certain person. A certain Korean. A certain Korean living in Texas.
LESBIANS!!
I have suchsuchsuch a crush on Queerion a.k.a. Jay here. I have a thing for pretty girls playing boyish roles, complete with the haircut and gender ambiguous clothes. ♥ ♥ ♥
SO HELP ME I WILL CONSUMMATE MY LOVE FOR THIS PRETTY BOY slash GIRL WITHOUT SHAME OR RESERVATION.
Here I present you;
my latest obsession, Jay.
she's cuuuutttee. You won't believe me until I bring cold proof eyh? Fine, more videos. Not that I'm complaining :D
HAVE I? HAVE I CONVERTED YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE YET? Dammit, dammit. I've no one to squee with and can't trust strangers not to spoil me.
And I am not sure if it's me or something, everytime the video ends everything gets warm. And I shiver. Jay's broken my biological system and I love her for that fact. HAHAHA.
breathe. I need to breatheeee.
And just the other day I spammed my friend with Jay goodness. Her brain went overdrive with the implications. A girl who looks like a boy who loves a girl and possibly wants to be a boy? What is that? Gay het? I haven't been this genderfucked since --
Damn you, Jay, complicating my penchant for pithy catchphrases! From now on I'm calling her a straight lesbian.
Therefore people, Jay, in my eyes and my delusional mind, is the grace of god of pretty boys slash girls. FTW. What am I saying?
/PS I'm still straight. But Jay... mnnghh. jayjayjaaayyy ♥
and a rabid fangirl post would never be complete without the customary keymash.
;SLADGHASLD;SALGLADSGHKS KEYMASHKEYMASHKEYMASH JAY I LOVE YOUU. EEEEE
Short post for now because no words can describe how happy I am that she's back. Me and my maid are tight, bro. WTF. But yeah we are. You got some problems with that?
Spasms of breath is like a fresh breath of air. Haha what the hell.
Boo, they kept on using my signature thingamajig. It was miinnne kali ah, I started it. Ew, I sound like a n00b blogger. But I'm too hungry to give a care.
Oh yeah, your question atu tadi reallly struck me, that's why I'm like scared shitless. But ahh, I drown myself from the world with techno songs Zati sent. (Y) Um, other news : I'll be called metalteeth or braceface. Haaaaha, caliiii. Awu, getting braces tah ku ne. Iiiish, this hunger is killing me softllyyy (8) HAHA bodohnya saya.
Wth, just for the sake of updating I have not eaten and become stupid, n00b-ly, so... immature. Not saying that I am mature to begin with. omg bida nya this post. Rasakan dikakai screen laptop ah.
On a random note;
I present you the macroable Shiwon, who you don't know even exists. AND A GIF ICON.
"Do I make you horny bebeh? Oh yes I know I do"
Feeling... tingly all around? It's like having ant-sized little men all over your body, running.
Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.
Personal Question added: I'm replacing question number EIGHT
1. At what age do you wish to marry? : This topic never cross my mind, and I won't allow it to. But for the sake of it maybe over 25 of age, with 30 as the limit. Gosh I feel awkward already =/
2. Tell us something that you think we don't know. : That if I actually took this questionnaire seriously I'll answer it deadpan and well, things'll be emo. And I don't want that.
3. What's your favorite thing to do? : Everyone knows this. There're a lot, like punching the guys, shamelessly staring at cute slash hot male passersby, gush over hot gays, etc. Okay I don't have a favourite.
4. Do you think money can buy happiness? : Materialistic happiness, yes. If you were a person with surplus of money, finding happiness in a long run... money'll bore you. Unless you're charitable generous and sincere about donating.
[See, I'm getting too serious. Don't you just hate that? I need to crack up a joke. Uh... Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Pfft, what the hell.]
5. If you can have one dream to come true, what would it be? : To know the truth. Hah, sounds too far-fetched. Well, maybe just the truth that revolves around me recently. I've become obsessed about it y'know, and it's not healthy for the mind.
6. Do you believe you can survive without money? : HAHAHHA. No, I do not believe. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
7. What are you afraid to lose the most? : My... sense of reasoning. Because in reference to question # 5, all that could cloud everything and I'll become lost, confused of what is reality and -- no, I'm not mental. not yet that is
8. What are you doing right now as you're doing this questionnaire? : As disgusting as it sounds, I'm picking the scabs from the chickenpox off my back. HAHAHA And more disgusting is that I'm thinking of collecting them in a jar and maybe eat them later A;ALDGDAKJSHGDKDSHJHG ASHG;LSKDGH HAHAHA
9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her? : Er no, maybe not when we're face-to-face. You'll see me darting my eyes elsewhere other than him, and go all jittery and probably pee my skirt. HAHAHAHA. Usually I stay quiet about this but knowing me, I give away allllll the hints. God, I'm such a dork.
10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you? : dia tidak memberitahu saya link dia telah tukar kepada yang baru, sebab tu dia tak cool. HAHAHA ew, I talked a full sentence of broken malay. But still malay! Honestly she's effing smart, has the most delicious creamy spaghetti and she's MY loser, or, was.
11. What are the requirements that you wish from the other half? : Be my bestfriend, and be sincere in everything even if -- I lost my train of thought. Fook.
12. What type of person do you hate the most? : Some people can't read situations, they suck. Some people are just born to be bitchy, rude and snobbish, they should rot in hell. Cousins in school who ignore me... Haha nadawah I know you guys don't recognise me. Or do they?
13. What is your ambition? : That word is so... hard. Um... (*has a dumb blur expression with mouth slightly ajar and eyes twitching*) skiiip? Can?
14. If you can teleport once, where would you go? : HEGEGEGE. Jay aka Queerion's lair. OR teleport to wherever DBSK are =D
15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life? : I used to think it was internet. And I still do :DD Okay, no, I was just joking. If I could collect all the people I care the most in a little box, that box is the most important thing in my life. Yes, all of you in a box. It was a metaphor, dammit.
16. If you could undo doing one mistake in the past, what would it be? : Oho~ too many mistakes in my life I can't simply pick one from manyyy.
17. If you have a chance, which part of your character would you like to change? : Obviously, my dubious character. Too dubious, really. I mean, I'm constantly doubtful of myself. Oh, low self esteem, that's the word! :D HAHA atu ngalih2 saja panjang.
18. What music have you been listening to recently? : A lot of genres recently. Soul, blues... well generally sad, depressive songs.
19. What is the one thing you cannot do but you wish you could? : To have a little bit of confidence in myself. Aaaand I can't control my hyperactiveness. Well who could?
20. If one day you couldn't do the things that you are used to doing now anymore, how would you feel? : In a lost laaah. I'll be cursing and if possible keymash too, in my head. YES, IN MY HEAD.
Tagging : Fatin, Feeza, Izni, Mims, Neesa, Yasir, Zatty, Zimah. (I'm not being sexist about the people I tagged okay)
What's the poiiinnt. What's the freakinngg poiinnntt of hiding this from them.
So Ima just tell y'all. I'm coming to school on the 26th. I've been MIA for 6 days, and it sucks. I miss school. I'm also insane to say that I love school, minus the studying of course.
I'm a big fan of school! You know me, I'm like, "Go school, it's your birthday."
*sobs in a little corner* I miss you crazy ghei people!
Ah yes, I haven't officially told anyone why I'm MIA-ing : I have chickenpox. Hah. Laugh all you want and I will make sure my fist would wholly go through your mouth and neck. :D I miss you peeeeople.
I want to tell the world that love could make me fly. That against the odds of gravity and science, some things is meant to be magical and silly. I am enchanted, not by you or by anyone else, but of the very fact that I could believe in something that I couldn’t touch, hear, smell, taste or see.
Even if you don’t know love, you could always pretend to.
I'm tireddrowsytired A;SFKLAHFDKSJG. Psychologically. Physically. Quite sure the pills had a hand in this.
Tell me to be positive and see the funny side of life, I do right now. Personally I took up the first choice than the other - which is to curl up a die -, and many women I know do that because we are tough and capable of adjustment on a regular basis. What the hell is she talking about, you say.
Well.
I have no idea. It just came to me, is all. Innocent as the question imposed. What question? A;SLGHSDJ PMS mode is on. Plus the meds aren't helping either.
However don't fret lads and lassies, I'll make my appearance in school soon-ish, health rather good-ish and skin fine-ish. :) I might say things awkwardly but hey I like awkward. Awkward is nice.
...whoever invented boredom must've been mad at life for being so amazing. And you just wasted five seconds. But exciting... in a cannibal kind of way. :D
Oh I bumped into this lj post few minutes ago and it is by far the most horrendous post I've ever read. So ignore the bad graphics by the poster and pay more attention to the comments!
I love clicheterms. I know she's being sarcastic tapi layannya jua. Buduuuuhh.
I can make these little pesky censored hate post DISSAPEAR!
First, cover your eyes everyone.
Second, "ABACADABRA!"
POOF
it's gone.
Ain't I good?
My posts are getting immature and more immature. Outbursts by more outbursts.
Hence I think it is a good plan to distract you readers from reading the top bit by THIS.
LOOK!
'twas during New Year's morning. Fakhri willingly accompanied me to watch the sunrise from midnight till six in the morning. HAAA. But around my place I barely see it. =.="
But hey, I'm happy since this is one of those moments when Fakhri's actually NICE nice.
/PS
Oh I pity your eyes, guys. I looked so horrible. Mostly because of the NY's eve BBQ party. And I rot of charcoal, smoke and grilled meat! :DD
Currently my face is contorted with a deep scowl. Most probably filled with loathing too.
I hate you. With a mighty passion, oh I so do.
However let's not focus on the sudden outburst.
Wuuu. Ignore the top bit. WUUUU.
So.
Just this evening it got me thinking seeing that these few months MD-ians constantly nattering about the almost prestigious MD league, and I planned on bringing an umbrella because the torture and agony of walking down to the gym under the scorching sun...
...until... ...a colossal stupendous idea struck!
Why don't we launch a transportation business!
And upon thinking of umbrella, I IMAGINE A BECCHA!
BRILLIANT I TELL YOU!
Mwahahaha I could start one and impose 20 cents of charge!
MWAHAHAHAHHAAH I'LL BE RICH! MWAHHAHA.
That way I could have a surplus stash of filet o fish burger! And then -- oh wait.
Eheh, um. So...
anyone has a beccha?
and is generous enough to give me one? :D
There'll be commission al;dfjs;ldcough20percentaksljhs
I was sick. I was nauseous. I was dizzy. And my back was sore. Also I missed all my classes except block 1, because I couldn't take the nauseia-mixed-dysfunctional-brain.
Us GDL celebrated our 1st anni at Mister Pizza; food were paid by Nuar. Thank you NUAR! Also we were there to sneak-celebrate Nuar's belated birthday.
Those who missed that part of the day were Zee, Fakhri, Munir, Fids, Mims, Neesa, Juzai, Fatin and some others I can't remember who.
So suddenly THE WHOLE OF GADONG BLACKED OUT.
Some time past four in the afternoon all were left in front of the library were Muiz H, Dean, Syubu, Juzai, Ehsan and I.
Then the unthinkable pfttt unthinkable my ass Juzai said something about Sate which when combined with Dean's imagination... All hell break loose.
And these pictures below proves it. Also it made me a happy giddy giggly girl.
from left to right; Ehsan, Dean, Juzai, Muiz H, Syubu
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT HE TOOK THREE SLICES OF PIZZA BEFORE MY EYES.
TAMAAAAAAK. I want the crust.
Awu wah awu wah. I'll make a decent proper greeting.
Happy birthday Nuar @ Rawn @ that guy yang selalu curang with other guys, namely Syubu and Mezz.
You've turned 18 ni, udah tah curang ani arah durang.
HAPPY 18TH NUAR!
I was planning on putting a pacah picture of you here. However the reason why I didn't is not because I'm being nice to you. It's because I couldn't pick from the hundreds of selection. Yatah, you're safe.
I'm not being a sweetheart, but a good daughter. You dare to utter an "aww" your eyes will be plucked out. I'll skin you alive. Lastly your body I'll cut in half Macbeth style (starting point : down south there, end point : the tip of your head).
Few minutes ago just looking through the updates at skinsfans@ lj.
Scrolling down and down... there were spoiler alerts. Temptation I couldn't resist, then clicked it.
...then...
NO brb killing myself kplzthnx
I hate myself, really. My resistance against spoilers is... near to futile. I'm so weak.
And I have a sudden craving for indomee.
Back to the story, I don't think I'll watch the episode finale. Stewpeed writers always have their way of putting our hopes up shy high then crush it to pieces and it's unmendable.
In pursuit of comforting myself, my fingers are busy searching for a site where About A Boy would show free and whole. I need Nicholas Hoult!kid, now. And guess what, he's a pervert in it. Or so I heard he acted as one.
Atu wah buiii. Aku anii mencadangkan tukar link blog ku anii bah. Becoznya kn everitym kan taip in link ku atu kn, baru ku sadar wah buiii betapa panjangnya kn buat link saya.
Anywayz, alum plg ku ada idea apa new link beta. Padam muka beta mliat linkzzx ku yg jiwang ke tahap dewa anii bah. Iatah kn di tukar niii.
Bah, anii skadar warning kpada readerzz ku yg loyal membaca dari ujung rambut ke hujung kaki. Awu buiii ada empasis tu arah "h" in "hujung" ituh. Karau "h" ku ah. Ahakxzz aku cawiii.
Nnti masa konfem psl link baru tu ah. I post and gtau y'all.
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