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I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
I tried to set my email password to "penis," but it said my password wasn't long enough. :((


Someone's beginning to be a frequent here. Wouldn't it be nice of you to drop a hello? Seriously I know you come here more often lately. So, hi..?


when you do stop by the least you can do is drop a friendly hello or something.

Yeah.

You. Remember that?

In sitemeter I see a sum of visitors who is not, going to be and already a frequent to this blog, yet no friendly hellos. Are you some sort of unfriendly anti social being?

In other news,

Today's Dzar's birthday. Happy birthday Dzariifah Iskandar!

I feel bad I didn't come 'cause of reasons. But I'm sure she had great fun today.




And about the Satan's Alley video my patience is growing thin I might rip it off YouTube accepting the low crap quality.

I.. didn't play much tennis.

Ugly post, I know; bear with me, it's holidays for god's sake.


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Pity the poor egg; it only gets laid once.


I am at my wit's end. Does anyone have a copy of one of Tropic Thunder's spoof trailer "Satan's Alley", or know of a website where I can download it for free? I've been on google for literally the past two days with no results, I've harassed nearly everyone on my buddy list about it, I've had several people attempt to send it via MSN only to be blocked by firewalls or other such nonsense(which never happened before), I've even had someone from livejournal email it to me, but it cuts off a good minute before Downey said Father, I've been a bad, bad boy. (unbeknownst to her generous heart and only discovered by me after she became unavailable). Can anyone else email it? Does anyone know of a super secret website that offers it? Internet piracy didn't used to be so hard. -.-

This embarrassing entry will be deleted after I get a copy of the damned video, unless there's an unexpected philosophical conversation in the tagboard or the RIAA screencaps this page as proof to fine and/or jail me. Or something.

Cue downfall :((


And in non-fangirl news, guess why I felt severely offended days ago.

I'll give you a hint: Two IP addresses linked to Israel and US found my blog by typing "seducing my own son" in a search engine.

WTF people. Laugh; you are morally conflicted. (I am too, BUT 'TIS NOT THE POINT!) I do have a "son" who was impregnated from a fruit but I don't practice incest in real life.
And finally, when you do stop by the least you can do is drop a friendly hello or something.

I don't think there's enough :D :D :D to express how proud I am to have crazy friends. Had tennis not so long ago, and one and the most crazy of 'em all suggested we have another round at six in the effing morning, and thankfully I managed to change her mind to make it later. One hour late. So.. having another one tomorrow morn'n.

'll update if hopefully my limbs are still attached to the joints and my bones haven't snap in two.


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do you liek me circle y/n


Alright! I doubt my absence has been noticed by very many -- or, uh, any at all, since I update like once in a blue moon. But I have a perfectly good reason as to why there’s no update since 21st.

Everyone knows my life solely is embedded to internet and Korea. Yes, Mezz, ‘Life? Where do you download that?’ But I am not adverse to a greater frequency of outdoor!fun in my life.


Sociology 3 honestly was, well, -- A2 is just not fun for the brain. That done, was called at last minute to surprise Mush at his place. Those involved were Mush’s parents, Ali, Dzar, Fakhri, Farhan, Fatin, Juzai, Mezz, Munir, Neesa, Nuar, Syubu, Qays, Zatty, Zee, and was the camera-person :)) Video, pictures will be uploaded by Zatty. Neesa had pictures, Fatin just had videos of the post-party.

Remnants(glances at Zati) of the night was Farhan, Fatin, Mush, Zee and me, stayed there till 8-ish. Crazed funny upon crazed funny they(minus Mush) crashed my place till 9+ then part ways. Tired. Bushed. Parched. Didn’t care. Slept.

The day after. Back to school to return the books and finish filling up the leaving cert, done by half past 10. Zee picked me up, went to places, changed.

So, from Zee's to school. Change transportation. Movie. Lunch. Around. School. Mall. School. Around. Fakhri's. School. Around. Zee's. Around.

Then had a break at mine till night. Them off. Familia went for a movie. Part ways - family, madagascar 2; me, Tropic Thunder. [Plotless, pointless as expected but hilarious as so. Loved the trailers esp Satan's Alley. Downloading it as we speak. :))] Sat between a pair of three large sized strangers. Home before time grazed midnight.

Therefore, in lethargic state now. Am a weak person. Boo hoo.


That is all. *hits publish post before I think of more spammy things to add*



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standards are for squares


This is my last paper.


And I am eff'n ecstatic.

@edited 10.32PM

And now for a completely different story!

Happy birthday Mush! We got you real good didn't we?


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Gee, I wish my idea was as cool and vivid as yours. What is yours, by the way? Do you have one?


It's lunch break and taking this chance to relieve myself (not in the way you might imagine).

hahahahahah David Thorne is a funny Australian.

(If he was a cult, I would so join in.)

back to reality.


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I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start eating.


What's shaking? What'd I miss? Did you hold candlelight vigils by your computer every night, desperately awaiting my return? *buffs nails*



booooored. bored bored bored. D: There are usually 1928273675 kpopping things to keep me occupied (if that verb didn't already exist, it so should), and today's no different, I just... don't feel like checking any of it out. *flaps hands*

I might be trying to learn Korean.
D: I avoided mentioning this for the longest time because I'm sure I'll get snubbed, but damn, I'm getting frustrated -- does anyone have suggestions for good instruction books? I checked a couple local bookstores, but I don't want to learn Hangul in seven days or ten easy steps or with one eye shut, I want to know what the pretty pretty boys are singing as they thrust so invitingly. *______*



Freedom this way comes in two days and I'm thinking of watching a movie that most of you have probably seen - Battle Royale ring any bell? The one where fourty Japanese middleschoolers are forced by the government to kill each other? It's fun for the whole family!*

*Provided your whole family likes blood and violence and more death than you can shake a stick at.



Any BigBang fans out there? Have you seen the MKMF festival four days ago? And (the TOP with) (Hyori's perf)? ;;lsadjfjvl if you need me I'll be over here CRYING.

I'm really bored. Oh my god. *climbs up walls* C'mon people, it's Wednesday afternoon! We should be living it up! SOMEONE STRIP FOR COINS. Something.

P.S
I think whoever the dudes who came up with 'Without Warning' are made of osmsauce. Because I felt so gullible and fell for it I clutched to myself in the corner under the stairs, waiting for the meteors to come and blow up earth. Thinking about it now.. still doesn't change how real it felt. Or I'm just a sucker.

Wanted to put up a picture but remembered I have no cameras around, even my phone's busted. So, sorry Zatty the tag game is postponed for a very very long time.


@edited
Happy birthday to Akmal... something my cousin who I comfortably call as Ayoi. One of the best, mature and supportive people I've met, and is younger than me :0


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The depressing thing about tennis: no matter how good you get, you'll never be as good as the wall.


wtf she's updating two days in a row, it's a sign of the apocalypse!

As of midnight tonight Mezz will turn 18. Say hello, Mezz. Hello. I am eighteen years old. As in, eighteen years ago he was Cesarean-section'd out of his mother (by his untrained granmama) and delivered into the awaiting embrace of the "operating table", where the relatives laid him down and turned around to watch soap operas and his unconscious mother almost kicked him to the floor. The last bit was false by the way. But I've had too many friends of almost the same first-days.

Yes, friends! He, with his not-so innocent virginal eyes, is going to access NC-17s! And he's going to enjoy it!

There is, unfortunately, nothing you can do about this. So you can stop with the "oh my god, underage readers are viewing porn" wank.

Thank you for your time. And Mezz.. once I get my grubby hands on those pictures I will not hesitate one bit to post it in my blog.

So happy birthday to Messoni binti Jaini the girl the man more gay day by day. And swishes his hair like from a shampoo advert.

Yours truly,
your "sister", the Noob god.


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I have the least tolerance for puritans, or potential to-be's. But then who does? The need for security is great in me, so is comfort. I like my status quo thankyouverymuch. And what I've been seeing flashing past by my eyes does not put a smile on my face.

Say anything Malvolio-like my foot will be in your ass, whether you like it or not.


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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not your sport.


I did not want to post this. Yet again, I feel like some pseudo-badass, all "look at me, I'm such a nonconformist, I piss off my teachers(and random strangers) and have the ability to come up with evil pranks on the spot, tell me how much I rock." But I want to look back on this blog in a year and laugh about how dorky I was. So.

-- but no, I have still some niceness in me. In one way or another.


In other but related news, Lit went fine. Let's start with the bad news:

On answering the second and final question I fell asleep during the last 15 minutes so the answer was left undone - barely half a page. Which goes to show that afternoons are meant for naps, not exams.

On the bright side:

I finally got some rest. During the exam but still. :))

(And Anis oh-so kindly flaunts to the whole world my face as she starts to storytell about three certain young girls in study groups.
)

So, uh, just now. Sociology paper 1 can kiss mucky donkeys' asses. :((

Also, I'm not as disbelieving and horrified and tearful as I could be, not really -- my days're stumped with SocioLit. I mean, four days after this would be Socio and Lit on the same effing day. Two days after is Lit with the final set of Lit two days after. Then three breaks and I'm near to the finish line - Sexy Satanic Socio.

I am quite possibly going to turn out demented and suicidal. To quote myself from recent plurk,


Oh woe is me. I hate SocioLit. I am so suicidal I want to throw myself into a lit kitchen stove and roll on floor burning, writing 'I am more emo than a camel' with the flame licking my body.

Aha. A---hahaha. I don't mind if you guys totally scoff at my douchebaggery and un-bookmark this page, because if I were you I would totally do the same.

Next post will be... whenever I feel like bitching about my papers. Cheers. :))


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