I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
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I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
If there's anything reality TV taught us, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009 9:30 PM
Because I'm a horrible neglectful blogger. And I lack RL (real life).
As you can see below is the poster for the anticipated 2009 action flick "G.I. Joe". And it sucks major bunghole. You would think that America, being the great cinematic nation it is, would hire someone to make a decent poster for the film.
Here are 5 reasons why this poster alone has turned me off from watching the movie:
1. Why the hell is Dennis Quaid taking up half the poster with his constipated look?
2. Why is a Victoria’s Secret model and a Wayans Brother in this movie?
3. Who hired slutty Sienna Miller to be in this film?
4. Has anyone seen a Channing Tatum film, i.e., “Step Up”, “She’s The Man”? Oh, you haven’t? Good, don’t. He’s as good of an actor as Sohee(from Wondergirls) is a singer. Yea, he’s THAT good.
5. WHERE THE HELL IS ASIA’S “JAMES DEAN?” Isn’t this supposed to be Lee Byung Hyun’s big debut?
If you haven’t found Waldo– I mean Lee Byung Hyun yet, he’s the little white suited man with the mask in the left corner under Quaid’s big ass face.
Back to RL; I am thankful. I've finally played squash first-hand, and I'm thankful that I came out unscathed. There was no other choice than having Fatin as a squash partner slash instructor. Knowing Fatin in one or another someone is bound to be physically bruised.
...
Don't look at me that, Swan Princess. It's enough that I agreed to signing up for the scheme to end your nagging.
Besides sports, I successfully did not pull any sort of unnecessary attention on me while I went to the car back from work with just socks. And I have a lot of socks. (First time it happened, I was wearing the multi-colored toe ones decorated with glitter and peace signs. I AM SO TOTALLY THE COOLEST, Y'ALL CAN'T EVEN TOUCH THIS.) And this happens more than twice. KASJHKLASHKLADSGHLSD!!!
ASDGDFL;GJA;L
SAFLSGLHLKSHDGL!!
I AM TOTALLY CALM!
MEETING WEIRDO NUMBER TWO AND PORKER MOTHER TOMORROW MORNING! SLATHERED WITH ICE CREAM AND TAKOYAKI. Don't you wanna touch that?
Not enough :D :D to describe. Not enough. ♥ ♥
Also, I'VE WATCHED BOYS OVER FLOWERS! .....I've watched it! How can you take a man with the most ridiculous of perms seriously? His acting may be badass but!! THOSE WAVES OF RIDICULOUS RIDICULOUS PERM. *_____*
Review will soon to come. Somewhat review. And a very delayed Last Friends lengthy review. Not kidding about that, y'all. Brace yourselves next time.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 9:55 AM
I knew that last few weeks ago will not be the last time we will hear from (you). I know that you would continue to take out "harmful lyrics" in the future. But before you do, please think about what you are really taking away. You are taking away our youth. You are taking away that which makes me, us truly happy. However it's not the Ministry or whoever in the government, but KBS.
Wow, I’m amazed at the inept people that make these decisions. Seungri of Big Bang, had his solo banned by KBS. It wasn’t because of a bare chested Seungri, it wasn’t because of the scantily clad girls or Seungri touching his genitals or the suggestive dancing, it wasn’t even banned for the sexual lyrics. Nope, KBS has banned Seungri from performing the current version of Strong Baby because they believe that the word "Crack" used in the song refers to crack cocaine.
Yes.
Take a second to absorb the stupidity. Done? Okay. Obviously, the people in charge at KBS are heavy users of cocaine if they honestly think that this song is, for no reason whatsoever, referring to crack cocaine. I mean, I speak English and that would have been the last thing that came to my mind. In fact, I don’t even know why they say crack in the first place…
Watch the crack performance:
creds to seoulbeats.
YG Ent. has bowed to the idiocy of KBS and changed the word "crack", in Seungri’s solo, "Strong Baby", to "clap". I could have sworn they said that they meant "clap" all along(and "quack" doesn't make sense). They also said that "crack" in the context of the song obviously had no bad meaning. They also said earlier that they wouldn’t change the song.
Man, how could so much flip-flopping happen in 36 hours? Only YG is capable of changing a story 3 different ways. The only thing we know for certain is that no one in YG knows why they used the word "crack" so everyone else should stop trying to figure it out as well.
Meanwhile the below picture has just confirmed my belief and has every butthurt Seungri-lover admitting that he wants to be Justin Timberlake and will stop at nothing to become him.
Ah, I love the smell of unnecessary banning and blatant copying in the morning.
Don't get me wrong. I love Glitter Balls as much as I love the whole group Big Bang itself.
More blabbering. because it's my party and I can meta if I want to.
Monday, January 5, 2009 8:10 PM
I'd really like a guitar. I think that it's rather hard to be dramatic and self-expressing without one.
When I feel troubled, twang.
When I feel inspired, twang.
When I feel like pissing off everyone within a five mile radius, twang.
I would decorate the box will colorful peace stickers and happy faces, as a sort of therapy for my extremely restive moments. And instead of jumping out of my window with a backpack and chunk change, I could just create a tune to the lyrics in my head. Like a hippie without the drugs, because drugs are not cool and make you drool before you drop outta school, fool. Twang.
I also shamefully admit my newest guilty pleasure:
LAST FRIENDS D: (U)
Forget abusive Ryo, Nishihara Aki crushing lesser mortals under her heel, and Mr. "I'm a makeup artist and I shy away from the attention of women" Eita.
What got me the most? Is when Ruka's covering Michiru with a blanket, and it's such a tender, peaceful moment until Ruka sees Michiru crying in her sleep, and in an instant her entire face changes -- like it physically hurts her to see Michiru in pain.
ep 2:
"DON'T TOUCH MY MICHIRU!"
*deep breath*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And by the third episode *blubbers* Last Friends is breaking my heart in ways I never expected. I cried twice during ep three. And I wasn't even supposed to! I mean, there weren't any rain scenes or slow-motion running! I'm just a sap.
I'm so used to overblown love triangles full of backstabbing and betrayal that the opposite is wrenching my heart in little pieces -- people who really care about each other, who sacrifice their own feelings again and again so the ones they love can be happy, even if it means giving them up to someone else. BAWL.
First shamefully tear-filled moment: the scene overlooking the ferris wheel. That was the one way I could accept Ruka not manhandling Michiru in the sharehouse and barricading the door -- that she wanted Michuru to be happy, even if it was unhealthy, even though Ruka knew what it meant to let her go when "he only goes overboard sometimes." I thought their conversation was beautifully done, especially since the drama went to the trouble of showing us Ruka and her father earlier, and what exactly it's meant to Ruka to have someone looking out for her without trying to change her decisions. And oh, oh my god. The confrontation over lunch? "Until now, I've never felt loved by anyone." Said straight to the face of someone pining for her since high school. Ouch. Ouch.
And TAKERU. Oh, woobie. Driving them to a romantic evening, then waiting angst-faced in the car as they giggle and bond. WOOBIE.
HOW MUCH DID I LOVE THAT MICHIRU LEFT SOUSUKE HERSELF? I don't watch previews, so I don't know if she sticks to her guns (or, you know, if Ruka goes after Sousuke's ear with a pair of scissors) but that scene at the end, when she RUNS STRAIGHT TO HER GIRLFRIEND'S ARMS?
"Stop saying ill things about my Ruka!"
a;fl;ksdfjlasd;jflsdf ♥ ♥ ♥
Blubbering moment 2: Ruka's face as she just holds her and holds her.
*flails* This drama is turning me into such an emotional wreck. And it's only been three episodes. I think the finale will put me in a coma.
But I couldn't accept the fact that the show would be more heartbreaking I thought I gave it another chance - OH, THAT WENT WELL.
"I decided that while you were protecting Michiru, I would protect you." TAKERU WOOBIE. Don't you know she's a lesbian? Oh, wait, sorry-- I meant she "looks at Michiru like a man." Cough. You're very smooth, show.
"About being alone... everyone is." How depressing does your show have to be, when those are words of comfort.
Read a discussion about Michiru's devotion to Sousuke, and how, after a violent father and alcoholic mother, I'm sure Sousuke's undivided attention did feel like love. His little "I will always be waiting for you" confirmed all my fears and broke me in about six different ways. Of course she hugged him after that. That's probably exactly what she was waiting for. I just can't decide if Sousuke knew it and was manipulating her yet again, or if he was actually speaking as a needy, emotionally twisted fuck up.
"When I kept you and Sousuke apart, the one who ended up being hurt... was myself." God, stab me in the face, it'd be less painful.
Also? I'm honestly disturbed by all the shippy Sousuke/Michiru icons. Seriously, you guys? Seriously? If Sousuke were played by a beer-bellied truck driver with facial warts, would you still find their abusive relationship epic and romantic? I want Ruka to cut off his ear.
Last friends. You will be stimulated. In your brain. -- Currently debating with self whether to continue Last Friends marathon but ungh how can I resist my straight lesbians. *s-sob*
I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, "I'm hungry." So it died.
Thursday, January 1, 2009 1:51 AM
After briefly flirting with caps, italics, and text aligned in ways that aren't natural, I figured the best way to convey my joy was with simple, grammatically correct sentences, preferably if they were short and easy to understand.
Then I decided to screw that idea.
hAppY nU yer 2 U d1rtY SeXY bEaStS I CaLL fRieNds!11 ♥ ♥
And to a friend who lied a fiendish lie about her birth date, pfft happy belated. Belated because the aforementioned belated celebrant liiiiied to me. You know who you are, and no, haven't forgiven so no talking. Pah!
2009 started out pretty rough on me. I missed out on two of the most important events in my lack of entertainment life!
will edit when I feel like hurting myself with the editing. as;lfhasdgg
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