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I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
"Your arm's off!" "It's only a flesh wound."


Monday, tennis in the evening. It was only Fatin, Farhan, Mush, Zatty and I. First it was serving. Then it was not getting the ball over the fence. Now it's serving again. These hands are not made for tennis.

Fatin if you sit down and watch has a habit of throwing balls at you in a certain pose. One leg swept behind, while the other stood on toes. She's dubbed "Swan Princess". We had a good laugh and moved on, but I think the pet name works out well for her because "Swan Princess who flails in her Fatin-failz and screeches" fits in her personality like a glove.

Tuesday, I was temporarily a "Nabil". A friend's dad had much fun referring me as a male. So did the rest of friend's family. Slept over aforementioned friend's ward with Fatin and we had the most depressing outdoor fun on high-rise Shanghai-esque bridges, therapeutic gardens, and random places. But I had more fun barely had an hour's sleep, while listening to constant tappings of a keyboard, being sandwiched between two heavy sleeping beings, frigid coldness that shoots to your bones and.. farts-into-my-face. I am never going to agree to any sleepovers in a hospital ward ever in my whole life.

Good luck with the shaved ankle, friend whom I better think should be shrouded with much anonymity lest she might not like being put under the spotlight so she would appear at freakish times with crutches under her arms while holding something akin to a meat tender(er?).

*yawn* I am really sleepy! Explains the lack of animation in this entry.

However a wink of sleep can never make me forget of my fangirly guilt. Ugh.


Oh the humanity!

The boys of SHINee sing, dance, and make smexy to the camera as they perform their version of Rain’s “Rainism” during their radio stint on MBC’s Simsimtapa hosted by Super Junior’s Shindong.

Just a few weeks ago, the Minister for Health, Welfare and Family Affairs has asked Rain to edit the lyrics of his controversial song calling it “dangerous to teenagers” due to its implicit sexual content. It was okay until you banned DBSK's Mirotic.

You have gone too far, Mr. Minister, sir. You are ruining our noraebang(karaoke) experience! How do you expect us to sing “Mirotic” without the line, ‘I got chuuuuu unduh mah skin~’?! How can the boys of SHINee enjoy “Rainism” once Rain removes ‘magic stick’ from his song? Taemin likes singing that part! But I guess you would not know that because clearly you do not know what the youth wants.

The youth of today, we like ‘magic sticks’ and ‘crystals’. Harry Potter an international and well loved young wizard likes it too. We also like kissing for a millisecond. Ask TOP and he can tell you the joy of brushing a fraction of his lips to the opposite sex. We like getting involve in “scandals”! Have you seen the video footage of Junsu clapping Taeyeon’s back at Hollywood Bowl? Who needs Edison Chen when you have that!

We like exciting things in life such as holding hands and piggy back rides! Are you going to take that away from us too? I heard that G-Dragon was honored as one of the “Most Influential Men of 2008”. Think about that. "Bumpin', grindin', perfect timin'" didn't sound sexual enough to you?

But it’s too late for that now, Mr. Minister. Judging by Minho’s expression in this video (yes, people he has feelings too) we can all say that Rain’s Magic Stick has surely penetrated these boys.

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That just sounded so wrong. \:D/ \:D/




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