I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
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I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
Initially intended to post about something else irrelevent but I DON'T THINK I HAVE MENTIONED ABOUT HOW MUCH LOVE M. NIGHT'S "THE HAPPENING" IS.
It's almost a replica of The Happening except NO ONE DIES or sticks a hair... stick or men flying off unfinished buildings. It is so so so so cool watch watch watch it or your life is meaningless.
"Over 200 people freeze in place. www.enwe.com. This is one of over 70 different missions Improv Everywhere has executed over the past six years in New York City."
If only I were in Grand Central that time --- ooo, I think I hear someone saying "Indo Mee". BWAHAHAHAHA DO WANT. BAIII, TILL NEXT POST YA.
@EDITED, like... 10 minutes after.
Oh hai, Ima back(without the Indo Mee unfortunately). I love Zati because she cheers me up at the most unexpected times. WITH STUPID VIDEOS.
When you thought Fakhri was mean with his stupid pranks, this beats any. (Y)(Y) GHOST RIDER PRANK.
This kid's cute. But thank you god, it's someone else's.
Sometimes I wish I could be that anti social tomboy I was, with a wardrobe of monochrome colours. But then I'll need to untangle myself from the dorks, gays and gals whom I love to be anti social. Haaah, hate me for wanting to be a emo anti social beeeetch.
I miss her. In a yknow fan towards idol kinda thing.
So I've just heard about this Spankwire video and I also heard that it's not for the prude and sensitive. Squeamish. Shit, I get goosebumps just by imagining it!
Goodluckies to whoever sitting for Socio AS tomorrow morning. Gila kali, morning lagi tu kan.
And I nearly forgot about one more thing. Twilight fans, don't kill me in my sleep for laughing and agreeing(even though I've never read it) to the review about to be mentioned. Come to think of it, I'd like to beat Edward Cullen, the sexy vamp, with a stick too.
They tell me that I should stem my lesbian mode, they thought I did, I thought I did.
UNTIL Anis popped up flustering about a certain person. A certain Korean. A certain Korean living in Texas.
LESBIANS!!
I have suchsuchsuch a crush on Queerion a.k.a. Jay here. I have a thing for pretty girls playing boyish roles, complete with the haircut and gender ambiguous clothes. ♥ ♥ ♥
SO HELP ME I WILL CONSUMMATE MY LOVE FOR THIS PRETTY BOY slash GIRL WITHOUT SHAME OR RESERVATION.
Here I present you;
my latest obsession, Jay.
she's cuuuutttee. You won't believe me until I bring cold proof eyh? Fine, more videos. Not that I'm complaining :D
HAVE I? HAVE I CONVERTED YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE YET? Dammit, dammit. I've no one to squee with and can't trust strangers not to spoil me.
And I am not sure if it's me or something, everytime the video ends everything gets warm. And I shiver. Jay's broken my biological system and I love her for that fact. HAHAHA.
breathe. I need to breatheeee.
And just the other day I spammed my friend with Jay goodness. Her brain went overdrive with the implications. A girl who looks like a boy who loves a girl and possibly wants to be a boy? What is that? Gay het? I haven't been this genderfucked since --
Damn you, Jay, complicating my penchant for pithy catchphrases! From now on I'm calling her a straight lesbian.
Therefore people, Jay, in my eyes and my delusional mind, is the grace of god of pretty boys slash girls. FTW. What am I saying?
/PS I'm still straight. But Jay... mnnghh. jayjayjaaayyy ♥
and a rabid fangirl post would never be complete without the customary keymash.
;SLADGHASLD;SALGLADSGHKS KEYMASHKEYMASHKEYMASH JAY I LOVE YOUU. EEEEE
when you care enough to embed the very best videos
Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:50 AM
Hahaha, okay, this video has been making me laugh all day(I'm not sure out of pure agony of my eardrums or in agony of happiness), and finally I couldn't take it anymore and had to share. So, without further ado, here's Latvian-born Russian pop singerstar singer Vitas.
Yes, you heard me. Russian. And a pop star. And omg he made me whimper looking at him smirk and that soulful screeching. No I swear this'll be worth your time. IT WILL BE.
Oh. Just so you're ready, this video includes :
-- A random fire thoughtfully lfet burning to warm passerby. I -- I'm sure these are quite common in Russia.
-- Many, many fish in jars. If you like fish in jars, this video is seriously your dream come true.
-- Naked accordian playing. YES, NAKED ACCORDIAN PLAYING (yet it's worksafe, although your co-workers might be very confused)
-- An amphibious man who probably has superpowers and is also alienated from society, I guess. Therefore, he gets no action.
-- Soulful, high pitched wailing. Which will burst your brain. Or heart. Or something. Just like me.
-- Phonebooth hijinks.
-- MIstaken identity.
-- Bewildering bathroom angst.
-- Post-apocalyptic fashion. Oh waiiiiit, maybe the guy is a MUTANT. Okay that makes more sense.
-- Stuff blowing up. Yet at the same time, not ENOUGH stuff blowing up. But wait, there is no such as ENOUGH stuff blowing up. We're Americanised! SPEAK AMERICAN!
Hm if that video had been an AMERICAN video, way more stuff would have blown up. Yes, who KNOWS what these crazy gilled foreigners are saying?! They're plotting against us, I JUST KNOW IT.
So that ladies and gents, is Vitas the Russian man I love even if he makes me deaf. I'll still love him.
I just knew him yesterday and I love him and I want to bear babies with him.
So if you diss about Vitas' superpower, I cannot believe you would criticise the science in a Vitas video. I mean, this is Vitas we're talking about here! Diss about it, and prepare to have your windows busted.
. . . . .
Oh, Vitas, you crazy Latvian bastard. I love you! You know I want to be a member of your all-girl orchestra and chair-dancing ensemble.
He likes to make me cry with his wailings. Above is the concert video and the first video is MV.
*whimpers*
I coudln't decide between MYSTIFYING STORY VIDEO and EQUALLY MYSTIFYING CONCERT VIDEO. Who could decide? It's a toss up!
One thing I have to say about that concert: MORE JUMPING WAS SORELY NEEDED. But--but--hooded orchestra! Writhing seated dancers! WHYYYY. I mean, he has the most creepy accompaniment ever.
You really have to get Tima to tell us what that song is about. Even though he will laugh at us with his Russian scorn. I must know what Vitas is on about, OR PERISH OF WONDERING.
But hey folks, that's not the only video.
This is the culprit. That made me fall head over heels for him. His smirks. His pompous facial expressions. And the two blonde violinists with pretty green eyes. TAKE ME NOW VITAS.
So here I am listening to Vitas songs, shivering in excitement and adrenaline listening to his SWEET AWESOMESAUCE VOICE! *_________* TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOW VITAS.
Listening to him brings me close to heaven. SING MORE VITAS!!
For now, I shall leave to die. Vitas I love you. Listens to Lucia Di Lammermoorr and Opera #2 on repeat. By the way, if you guys are hooked to his awesome voice leave a comment or PM me if you want the songs. I can like, upload it somewhere and give you the *shiney*.
On a further note, I HAVE to thank Zati for introducing me to him. I think I've mentioned this before. Oh well, shows how much I love this gal. THANK YOU ZATIII!! *screams like a deranged hormonal woman in labour*
WE NEED TO SPREAD VITAS EVERYWHERE! BECAUSE HE'S TOO AWESOME TO PASS! JOIN US SO WE CAN FORM AN ARMY OF VITAS FANS TO CONQUER THE WORLD WITH HIS LATVIAN-BORN RUSSIAN WORLD EXPLODING SCREECHING!
I am freaking out. No, spazzing out more like it. But I need to keep it as professional as can be.
First of all, who knew that the reserved stoic prettyboy Jaejoong knew how to move it. If I were you, I would also spazz out looking at it. Because he looks so, ugh hot.
Plus there was a momentary Jaeho moment too. So that will be an additional spaztastic session, for me at least. I watched this in my silent room and my family would think I'm crazy if I suddenly squeal and hit the table. So conclusion : I bit my post diary with all my might to supress my fangirly squeal. Therein now the four edges of my post diary has deep bite marks. (cries) I'm sorry, post diary!
If you watch the video on youtube.com, it would be around 2:32. If you watch this embedded one, it would be around 1:41
Enjoy~ Well that is if you like the kind of smut amusement I usually prefer. It's all in a matter of taste.
And I'm not forcing you to watch it if you don't desire to. My wish is to spread the Jaeho lovin'.
PWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! THIS VIDEO KILLED ME!! HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATHE!! I CAAAN'T BRREEATTHHHHEEE!!!! HAHAHAHAH SHIIIITTT. HEECHUL YOU ADORABLE EVIL GENIUS!!
I know I'm spose to be busy with icon-making but HECK I just couldn't help to share these with you readers! Even if you're not a DBSK fan but I know for sure that you'll laugh with me at this!
Uuugghh. All that 6 minutes of non stop laughing used up most of my energy. Ah well, there's like two more hours to go till sungkai.
BUT SERIOUSLY WATCH IT AND I PROMISE YOU THAT YOU ENJOY THIS AS MUCH AS I DO AND YOU WILL HAVE A HEALTHY HEART WHEN YOU WATCH THIS!!
Whoever made this is A GENIUS!
It made me crack up like a nut job and I wasn't kidding when I said I almost died of laughter. So whoever with the weak heart, I advice you not to watch this. Unless you insist to watching 6 minutes of pure crack.
And oh, if you see a big white blank instead of a video, you clickety click here~
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