when I hit a pole, don't laugh just walk away before I eat your head.
So just two days ago I went out with the ma'am and as mentioned in my twitter(that is if you even read it) I have bought bras. With the ma'am's money, of course. Lilli Lingerie has a huge stock of pretty bras with pretty patterns. They're almost like butressing an amazing sex life.Why you say?Bar the lingeries women wear to arouse their companion Lily Lingerie sells sex toys too. SADO-MASOCHIST!!, I'd say.(No, Zatty. I'm not trying to imply you here. Or was I?)But it can be entertaining. Whips, nurse outfits and some other outfits. Entertaining, it is. And they sell, mhmm.Another thing I remembered my visit there was the lube section. HAHAHA I pray to you if you can understand my humour you will understand why lube being called lotion in a shop like that is funny. If not, ignore this and you will not be scarred.Went home after a debate with the two cashiers there about business that by my fuzzy memory I swear I don't remember. Then went online and chatted with this ol' buddy of mine.Me : Hiya tharr sexy.Oh and her name is Najee which I will shorten to N.N : what are ya doin' sexyback. Or should I say sexy legs. [insert suggestive smile]Me : Haha oh nothing. How's the weather in oz?N : it's raining heeerrre. I had plans to go out but thanks to ol' rainy I can't. =(N : oh nee-chan I changed my look yesterday and you've seen my old look right? Lemme send you a picture [sends a self-potrait]Me : Oh. Uhh what do u want to tell you?N : what do u think of my nu look?Me : Trashy.N : ....[insert sad look]Me : recycled?N : ...i'll block you from now on. [blocks me]HAHAHAHA I'm sorry NAJEE! SORRRYYY!! You know I didn't mean it truly! Well it's kinda useless now since you don't really know my blog let alone have one.OH! Hahahaha she unblocked me! I knew she couldn't resist me. I'm gonna apologise to her now.Two days ago, I shopped, went back home. Then went to the Mall. And that was when my contacts were sucking the fluids out of me eyes! It was too dry and the right one kept on stinging. I had to walk around the Mall like a one-eyed pirate. I hated it. They were testing my psychological mind and patience, I tell ya. But they broke me. I couldn't take it anymore and peeled them off my eyes and I've never felt near-to-heaven when they were off. It was heaven!Down side of that is I had to walk squinting 'cause my vision I suspect is getting higher. Damn. Anthing less than a metre away from me was still kinda blurry. Doomed, I am. DOOMED!!To recover from the great pain I have gone through my whole life, I decided to tear the contacts. Hahah feel my pain you torturous demons! Yes, I tore them. But it took me too long to tear a single contact lens. I just knew it was stretchable. So I streched them before tearing them. Stretched them till it was 2 cm long. Then crumpled them.
Hmm so now prepare to see me not BIG-EYED! Unless I buy another pair. I'm going for grey with tinges of red, or green. I like green.
Just now went to find things for the new house and the bedsheet I wanted wasn't anywhere in Brunei. Well I did until I found out there wasn't any matching quilt to go along with the sheet. Shiiiit. Lawa udah tuu.
On a random note, I like the icecream at Bakerlyn. Peppermint is LOVE! And another, I have achieved 4GB free space in my laptop. Not enough though but that's good as it is. I want to delete as many things here but they're all too precious for me to delete. T__T DBSK and SuJu stuffs.
Right now is exactlt 9 30PM and I'm gonna eat Nasi Katok Pedas AND NONE OF YOU WILL STOP ME! BWAHAHAHHAA! Good day says the girl who just bought some spankin' lacy bras.
And it's a black lacy bra! With an equally black lacy boxers!
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Labels: amused..., apologies, bored, holiday
Saying 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
I have been a bad bad blogger. Many things occured during the holidays and I didn't even care to share it with you my wonderful blodders.And yesterday may have been the reason why the mousepad and some of the little grey keypads on my laptop is smudged with something that I suspect to be chocolate. I'll get you back Hamiz!I am loving green more than I used to. X) And the reason is a secret I want to keep to myself!I've been a bad friend too. I'm really sorry. Hazim if you still read my blog I want to tell you how sorry I am for ignoring you all these days. You know about that problem I told you and you've been telling me to forget about him and blah blah the likes. Something else came up and yeah, I'm sorry. I just felt awkward, is all. So I hope we're still friends eyh, Megan?PSDon't worry I still remember about the promise. =)- Billy XDGlad that I got that out of my chest. Confessing and letting things out is good, but too much is bad. So I need to suck it all up and be a man woman mannish woman ...just be tough.Went to Zee's yesterday with Mush and Sin and it was partially fun and partially torturing. Oh and there were Zee's siblings - just two Mizah and Afiq. Weirdly enough we had a group confession thing and us with Zee's siblings uh, became something. No what I'm trying to say is it doesn't happen a lot that friends and siblings know each other's secrets. It just doesn't happen. ... Does it?Oh effing well.I was being a jerk for being so naive and clueless. I'm sorry Sin. HAHAHA awu bah I'm really sorry dari ujung rambut hingga ke ujung kaki. .....Is my Malay okay? Yeah, I'm sorry about that whole sibling thing. But we cool aight homie?Was suppose to blog something related to Zatty 'cause in her blog she mentioned me twice. X) But I guess the rice and ayam kari didn't do any good to animate my noodles. I need to go out 'cause I think every of my cells and tissues are fused to my bed that I'm now a living paraphernalia.I had a weird dream today. I remembered nothing except that I was in college and I played cards. CARDS. BIG TWO. PLAYING CARDS. And I felt nothing on my chest. So I assume that I was a guy in that dream. But I saw this one particular black-ish accesory on my wrist and I kinda knew who I was.Moral of the story : Dreams corrupt your mind. I don't play cards. And I'm not a guy. Get that in your head. I may act like one but deep inside I have woman hormones and a female sexual organ(courtesy of the Mighty Creator, not a phony fanny)Yes, I am bored. Bored to the ass.Right now it's exactlllyyyyyyyyyyy 5 13 PM and a few minutes ago I ordered food from McD for my two brothers and myself. No bribes or punishments involved. Just a simple order-up and there will be no food war. I promise. Who am I kidding, I can't make promises to myself. That's GHEI! Okay I was just kidding.It's just weird yknow. I don't usually be a nice sister. I either loom over one of them and scare them till they wet their pants or even steal their food and say the spirit living in the house stole it with a proof that "I saw!".So,Thought of the day : "The spirit in this house is possessing me to act nice to my siblings. I saw!"Well I'm hungry. Byyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee from the girl who just knew what NABU means.Labels: apologies, Brain not working well: A great time for randomness, holiday, hungry
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