I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
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I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
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Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:50 AM
Hahaha, okay, this video has been making me laugh all day(I'm not sure out of pure agony of my eardrums or in agony of happiness), and finally I couldn't take it anymore and had to share. So, without further ado, here's Latvian-born Russian pop singerstar singer Vitas.
Yes, you heard me. Russian. And a pop star. And omg he made me whimper looking at him smirk and that soulful screeching. No I swear this'll be worth your time. IT WILL BE.
Oh. Just so you're ready, this video includes :
-- A random fire thoughtfully lfet burning to warm passerby. I -- I'm sure these are quite common in Russia.
-- Many, many fish in jars. If you like fish in jars, this video is seriously your dream come true.
-- Naked accordian playing. YES, NAKED ACCORDIAN PLAYING (yet it's worksafe, although your co-workers might be very confused)
-- An amphibious man who probably has superpowers and is also alienated from society, I guess. Therefore, he gets no action.
-- Soulful, high pitched wailing. Which will burst your brain. Or heart. Or something. Just like me.
-- Phonebooth hijinks.
-- MIstaken identity.
-- Bewildering bathroom angst.
-- Post-apocalyptic fashion. Oh waiiiiit, maybe the guy is a MUTANT. Okay that makes more sense.
-- Stuff blowing up. Yet at the same time, not ENOUGH stuff blowing up. But wait, there is no such as ENOUGH stuff blowing up. We're Americanised! SPEAK AMERICAN!
Hm if that video had been an AMERICAN video, way more stuff would have blown up. Yes, who KNOWS what these crazy gilled foreigners are saying?! They're plotting against us, I JUST KNOW IT.
So that ladies and gents, is Vitas the Russian man I love even if he makes me deaf. I'll still love him.
I just knew him yesterday and I love him and I want to bear babies with him.
So if you diss about Vitas' superpower, I cannot believe you would criticise the science in a Vitas video. I mean, this is Vitas we're talking about here! Diss about it, and prepare to have your windows busted.
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Oh, Vitas, you crazy Latvian bastard. I love you! You know I want to be a member of your all-girl orchestra and chair-dancing ensemble.
He likes to make me cry with his wailings. Above is the concert video and the first video is MV.
*whimpers*
I coudln't decide between MYSTIFYING STORY VIDEO and EQUALLY MYSTIFYING CONCERT VIDEO. Who could decide? It's a toss up!
One thing I have to say about that concert: MORE JUMPING WAS SORELY NEEDED. But--but--hooded orchestra! Writhing seated dancers! WHYYYY. I mean, he has the most creepy accompaniment ever.
You really have to get Tima to tell us what that song is about. Even though he will laugh at us with his Russian scorn. I must know what Vitas is on about, OR PERISH OF WONDERING.
But hey folks, that's not the only video.
This is the culprit. That made me fall head over heels for him. His smirks. His pompous facial expressions. And the two blonde violinists with pretty green eyes. TAKE ME NOW VITAS.
So here I am listening to Vitas songs, shivering in excitement and adrenaline listening to his SWEET AWESOMESAUCE VOICE! *_________* TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOW VITAS.
Listening to him brings me close to heaven. SING MORE VITAS!!
For now, I shall leave to die. Vitas I love you. Listens to Lucia Di Lammermoorr and Opera #2 on repeat. By the way, if you guys are hooked to his awesome voice leave a comment or PM me if you want the songs. I can like, upload it somewhere and give you the *shiney*.
On a further note, I HAVE to thank Zati for introducing me to him. I think I've mentioned this before. Oh well, shows how much I love this gal. THANK YOU ZATIII!! *screams like a deranged hormonal woman in labour*
WE NEED TO SPREAD VITAS EVERYWHERE! BECAUSE HE'S TOO AWESOME TO PASS! JOIN US SO WE CAN FORM AN ARMY OF VITAS FANS TO CONQUER THE WORLD WITH HIS LATVIAN-BORN RUSSIAN WORLD EXPLODING SCREECHING!
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