Nothing unexpected happened, but something fun did happen.Mom decided that we shouldn't raya till Maths AS on the 17th is done, and you know what her reason was? Karang kan, kalau beraya-raya ngalih jua kan ia ne, ilang focus dalam exam ia krg. Right mom. Riiigghht. I don't get tired just by beraya-ing, we barely walk a stone's throw in every houses. She thinks I'm studying, well, I am "studying". Mun paham bisai.Guess who crashed my house tadi? Seriously, guess. I dare you.Can't think who? Try again.Abis tia? Abis? Sakit kepala memikirkan?You quitter. Boo.Well, Fakhri, Yazid and his friend, Qawie crashed at my place just a few hours ago. Or was it half an hour ago. Gah, who cares. So yeah, they came presidential did they arrive. Yazid as the president's driver. Qawie as the one-man bodyguard. And when there's a president's driver and a one-man bodyguard there's always a president. Do I have to say who the president is? That man sitting at the back seat, his arms rested on the headrests with that smug face, Fakhri was acting like he's the president.They came in and we talked... ever-so-quietly, finished the Kuih Tapak Kuda, took some candies, finished the can of Zesty Zappel, ate Keropok, left and I did not give them ang pau. HAH. I am so badass. A badass whose badass activites only involves some petty evil doings such as not giving ang pau... and... no ang pau giving. Yes, I am soooooo badass and I'm proud of it.Oh did I mention that Yazid came with a BMW. Dayuuuummm.Once I get my license I'm gonna own the Tungku Link with my own Black Hummer with those blingin' rims with a pool, a mini bar, hot males models all clinging to me begging for my undivided attention, a bouncer, a club and lots and lots of Jude Deveraux's books stashed inside the Black Hummer. Yeah, you just wait for another 9 months, you'll see me taking both the left and right lane at the same time and drive like how my momma used to do it.Back to the topic(that originally wasn't there to begin with), Maths AS will be a bitch.Tonight I will dress up in my excruciatingly eye-clawing heart-bursting life-taking YELLOW baju kurung. So expect a dramatic rise of heart burn, death tolls, blindness, deafness cases in one night. If your house blacks out, call me and I'll "brighten" up the house. You don't even need any emergency lights, 'cause you got me... in an excruciatingly, eye-clawing, heart-bursting, life-taking YELLOW baju kurung.If you hear a blood curdling scream as if someone's dying somewhere in Tanjung Bunut, I'm preeetty sure that's my fault.I love my mom for picking out this colour. I really do.I wonder what colour she wants me to wear for the next raya visit.Labels: Brain not working well: A great time for randomness, raya
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