this was no chicken. this was evil manifest.

I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.

If there's anything reality TV taught us, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 9:30 PM

Because I'm a horrible neglectful blogger. And I lack RL (real life).

As you can see below is the poster for the anticipated 2009 action flick "G.I. Joe". And it sucks major bunghole. You would think that America, being the great cinematic nation it is, would hire someone to make a decent poster for the film.

Here are 5 reasons why this poster alone has turned me off from watching the movie:

1. Why the hell is Dennis Quaid taking up half the poster with his constipated look?

2. Why is a Victoria’s Secret model and a Wayans Brother in this movie?

3. Who hired slutty Sienna Miller to be in this film?

4. Has anyone seen a Channing Tatum film, i.e., “Step Up”, “She’s The Man”? Oh, you haven’t? Good, don’t. He’s as good of an actor as Sohee(from Wondergirls) is a singer. Yea, he’s THAT good.

5. WHERE THE HELL IS ASIA’S “JAMES DEAN?” Isn’t this supposed to be Lee Byung Hyun’s big debut?

If you haven’t found Waldo– I mean Lee Byung Hyun yet, he’s the little white suited man with the mask in the left corner under Quaid’s big ass face.

Back to RL; I am thankful. I've finally played squash first-hand, and I'm thankful that I came out unscathed. There was no other choice than having Fatin as a squash partner slash instructor. Knowing Fatin in one or another someone is bound to be physically bruised.

...

Don't look at me that, Swan Princess. It's enough that I agreed to signing up for the scheme to end your nagging.

Besides sports, I successfully did not pull any sort of unnecessary attention on me while I went to the car back from work with just socks. And I have a lot of socks. (First time it happened, I was wearing the multi-colored toe ones decorated with glitter and peace signs. I AM SO TOTALLY THE COOLEST, Y'ALL CAN'T EVEN TOUCH THIS.) And this happens more than twice.

KASJHKLASHKLADSGHLSD!!!

ASDGDFL;GJA;L

SAFLSGLHLKSHDGL!!

I AM TOTALLY CALM!

MEETING WEIRDO NUMBER TWO AND PORKER MOTHER TOMORROW MORNING! SLATHERED WITH ICE CREAM AND TAKOYAKI. Don't you wanna touch that?

Not enough :D :D to describe. Not enough. ♥ ♥

Also, I'VE WATCHED BOYS OVER FLOWERS! .....I've watched it! How can you take a man with the most ridiculous of perms seriously? His acting may be badass but!! THOSE WAVES OF RIDICULOUS RIDICULOUS PERM. *_____*

Review will soon to come. Somewhat review. And a very delayed Last Friends lengthy review. Not kidding about that, y'all. Brace yourselves next time.

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