this was no chicken. this was evil manifest.

I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.

The depressing thing about tennis: no matter how good you get, you'll never be as good as the wall.

Saturday, November 8, 2008 11:59 PM

wtf she's updating two days in a row, it's a sign of the apocalypse!

As of midnight tonight Mezz will turn 18. Say hello, Mezz. Hello. I am eighteen years old. As in, eighteen years ago he was Cesarean-section'd out of his mother (by his untrained granmama) and delivered into the awaiting embrace of the "operating table", where the relatives laid him down and turned around to watch soap operas and his unconscious mother almost kicked him to the floor. The last bit was false by the way. But I've had too many friends of almost the same first-days.

Yes, friends! He, with his not-so innocent virginal eyes, is going to access NC-17s! And he's going to enjoy it!

There is, unfortunately, nothing you can do about this. So you can stop with the "oh my god, underage readers are viewing porn" wank.

Thank you for your time. And Mezz.. once I get my grubby hands on those pictures I will not hesitate one bit to post it in my blog.

So happy birthday to Messoni binti Jaini ~~the girl~~ the man more gay day by day. And swishes his hair like from a shampoo advert.

Yours truly,
your "sister", the Noob god.

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