this was no chicken. this was evil manifest.

I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Friday, October 24, 2008 3:27 PM

I've tried to write this entry about four times, but each time I keep looking back and realizing I've forgotten things, so I edit and add-on and then it gets rambly and irrelevant and ajsgalsjd. I think I've been watching so much Korean media I've forgotten how to properly speak English. (Though I have noticed an improvement in my Korean! Why, not even an hour ago someone sneered "pabo" and I went HA, THAT WAS A RUDE WAY TO ADDRESS SOMEONE. Clearly I am amazing.)

I have six days till the next paper, so I guess this is an okay time to post something. I chose to make this a quote-heavy entry.

So to start us off

on the construction of language (and how you can easily fxck it up[and microwavable cheese]).
Zati: what? o.o
Nab: MICRO---
Nab: okay shit
Nab: i can't spell it
Nab: micro-wa-va-ble....
Nab: is that right

Krissy: Just remember - it's always the wuiet ones.
Krissy: *QUIET!
Krissy: Damnit, typos ruin the drama of it all. XD

on music.
Zati: They won two MTV Europe awards, including "Best Alternative Act", and a Q Award for "Best Live Act".
Nab: FO SHIZZ
Zati: i dunno if you're being sarcastic or real, but yeah.. 'fo shizz'
Zati: hahaha! they won best live act in 2007 also!
Nab: well yeah i'm being serious and the reason why that came out sounding retarded is because i wanted to tell u that i'm gonna go pee but sidetracked by that article. so now i'm gonna tell you that i'll be right back cause i want to pee so badly
Zati: you could have just said brb and tell me about that AFTER you pee =A=;;

on nature's colours.
Nab: AND I AM BACK!
Zati: after peeing!
Nab: with a different colour!
Nab: i mean my font colour is different!
Nab: not.. my pee
Nab: *snickers* shxt that'll be fxcked up
Zati: yes, that will be messed up Oxo

on family.
Nab: bye
Zati: i will miss you, daddeh.. D8
Nab: aww there there kid
Nab: behave while i'm gone
Nab: you know your mother and I love you
Zati: which one's my mother again?
Nab: don't talk to strangers okay
Nab: ..i'm not sure, son. but it's got to be one of the women i slept with
Nab: wait no
Nab: your mother had you even if she wasnt pregnant
Nab: you came from a gigantic peach we found on the banks.
Nab: and you glew like an angel
Zati: my mother... is a peach...
Nab: an angel with sticky sweet peach juice
Zati: OH. MY. GOD. I'm not human!!
Nab: at least you might taste good
Zati: YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!
Zati: get away from me, carnivore!!
Nab: but son.. you came from a fruit
Nab: doesnt make me a carnivore

on influence.
Nab: bxtch got no dissin' skillz
Zati: using ZZ's as replacement for SS's are so last 10 years ago man
Nab: but i am TEH PIMPZ
Nab: my hoes, let me show you them
Zati: wait, you're in those comms where you actually use those

finally, some wise words to guide you through hardships of romance.
Friend1: I Love love.. love girls.
Nab: i'm never showing you my girl friends you sex maniac!

Nab: omg wow. wanna have a threesome btw?
Zati: I'm your son! go use your bxtch!
Nab: 'ell nah! bring it!
Nab: you, me, tomorrow at dawn
Nab: bring your strap on. the battle begins now, ho
Zati: midnight lah
Zati: dawn people can still watch

Nab: bend over prz
Zati: the top don't do that
Nab: i'm middle. i'm co-pilot and in families, co-pilots are moms. dads always listen to moms
Nab: so listen to co-pilots, thus the listen to middles, therefore obey me. bend over nao
Zati: nevah!
Nab: individuality hurts. join to conformity

(one of the most random things I could come up with for the sake of updating.)

@edited ('cause it'll look ugly if I post another dialogue post twice. AND also because I forgot few more)

on geekiness(and how it could happen to you.)
Nab: Hah. I'm in your profile.
Azim: I'm sure your world is bursting with happiness.
Nab: Well, I did sort of blink in ecstasy.

on the importance of optimism.
Nab: i'm going to give free antidepressants to everyone who whines from now on.
Nab: you have a chemical imbalance, take a pill.
Zati: ... oxo
Nab: b'cause that's what it all is right? you don't have an artistic soul that yearns for death, your seritonin level is too low. no, you're not Van Gogh. you're not special. I thought I was special too and I took pills and now I'm happy. Look at me bounce. :):):)

on life itself during the adolescent years.
Friend2: I love being a teenager.
Friend2: It gives you an excuse to whine.
Friend2: "I bang my wrists against things." "Why?" "I'm a teenager." "Oh, okay. :-)"

on food. (my personal fav)
Krissy: I HATE LOW CARB DIETS
Nab: GOD SHUT UP ALREADY
Krissy: YOU FAT PEOPLE
Krissy: GO OUT AND RUN LIKE A REAL PERSON

(I should stop. Sorry for the.. unfunny.)
(Krissy, come back to Brunei soooon~ We can walk around the Mall like a bunch of tards! xD)

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