this was no chicken. this was evil manifest.

I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.

Do hnot adjmust your jmohnitorl.

Monday, October 27, 2008 9:54 PM

Thnis is whnat hnappehns whnehn youfr cousihn spil.l. a caffiehneted beverage ohn a k,eyboardl.

Thnahnk,ful.l.yk, it stil.l. seejms to be givihng jme thne l.etters I typel. It jmustk, uhnk, adds ohn a buhnchn of ohnes thnat I didhn'tl. So I cahn give off thne il.l.usiohn of hnavihng a perfectl.y hnorjmal.k, hnohn-carbohnated k,eyboard if I tak,e thne tijme to del.ete al.l. thne excess l.ettersk, but it's real.l.y too jmuchn work,l. I al.so secretl.y thnihnk, thnis l.ook,s real.l.y cool.l.

Sok, k,idsk, today's l.essohn is: be careful. whnere you put thnat Pepsil. :?))

An MSN conversation between her and her friend(which I secretly snagged. Te he.)

Friend: Did you spill anything on it? I did that to my old keyboard and that's what it looked like
Cousin: Yeahnk, earl.ierl. Were you abl.e to fic it:?
Friend: Nope, unfortunately. I had to get another one
Cousin: Ohnk, shnitl.
Friend: yep
Friend: hehe "shnitl"
Cousin: I'l.l. get you ahnd your bl.oody chnick,ehnl.

@edit

Took me more than fifteen hours to realise that my dad's birthday's today. Ha! *geekily pushes glasses up*

Normally I would pass up making birthday greets to any family member like the pretentious bitch I am, but since guilt eats up my guts and it is ripping me apart I figured I better do this if I'm never going to say this in their faces. -- I have no better way to say "Happy birthday dad! You're fourty-seven and ancient."

So:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD! YOU'RE FOURTY-SEVEN AND PRETTY ANCIENT. :D :D

Sorry for being a daughter who seized your every bad traits which includes short temperedness, anti socialness, sour faced-ness, etc. But we have same taste in music but you have no idea. *beams*

Sincerely,
Your daughter(who is bytheway thanking you for fixing the A/C system in her room that's been down for some odd months.)

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