Labih tia.
Then, because I wanted to cheer myself up before he steps in that door (hissss), THAT WENT WELL. The worst kind of goodbye conversations took place..
Me: Weh, have you watched Jackie Beat punya video? Haha, yang pasal big balls.
Azim: (weak smile) Yeah. Ada ko watch Texas Ranger? Atu wah, babu just had a slashy realisation.
Me: OMFG apeh? I haven't watched it!
Azim: It went like this Walker and Trivette shared a "manly heterosexual" grin.
--
Azim: You know, they definitely had something going on the side.
A's mom: Dul! They're Texas rangers!
Azim: Yeah, I know, they're Texas rangers.
A's mom: ....
A's mom: ......
A's mom:
A's mom: ..you know, when Walker first met him he was in a little tiny speedo.
Azim: (incoherency)
A's mom: (growing excitement) And they're always together, and --
Azim: (incoherency)
A's mom: Seriously, it was a little tiny speedo. It had a buldge.
Azim: Maybe Walker took him over a pool bench right then and there.
A's mom: Oh my god. (awed) Oh my god, Walker's girlfriend has no idea.
--
Me: (in pain in attempt to muffle laughter) Shit!! (muffled laughter) Minjam eh the DVD -- CD -- WHATEVER!
Azim: Inda buuuleh~
Me: Next year can?
Azim: ...I can't. I'll be staying there for three years.
Honestly, I felt.. betrayed in a way. He lures me in with supposedly gay rednecks and his mom's inner gay coming out, then SLAMS ME INTO A BRICK WALL OF ANGST OVER AND OVER UNTIL I'M A RAGDOLL LIMP WITH DESOLATION AND DESPAIR.
Jim, you ass. Happy birthday nonetheless. You're growing old so try to grow up as well.
p.s. Just want to clarify that Azim's not a homo, but is into them. Just like me. I'm as interested in lesbians as much as I do with ghei, but it doesn't make me one of the LGTBs. I'm sure some of you idolise someone of the same sex a tad too much.. right? D:/:D?
Current mood: 
MY OWN TEARS.
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