this was no chicken. this was evil manifest.

I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.

sun goes down

Sunday, May 18, 2008 10:50 PM

What is worse: Going to your favorite restaurant, ordering your favorite steak only underneath the steak is a scabby band-aid. Or?
- Being electrocuted.

Do you like me?
- Probably.

What percent of all paper clips that you come in contact with do you unfold?
- I don't unfold paper clips. Because I am conservative and unadventurous, like an old lady coming in her eighties.

What are your five favorite movies? (Legally Blonde does not count)
- Kung Pow(most def), and four others that I couldn't be bothered to remember.

Have you ever left a pair of underwear in the forest?
- No, but there was one time amid drying a pair of undies outside the window of a moving car the soggy thing slipped through my brother's fingers by the strong current. And if I'm not mistaken, his wet underwear thudded on the front window of the car behind us. HAHAHA! His loss, their gain.

If zombies were real, would you be afraid of them?
- Yes. Because what if they lived (un-lived?) under water and every time you got on a boat they started to climb up the outside of the boat with their sucker hands? You would have nowhere to run! Right right?!

How many times have you lost your keys in an article of clothing you are wearing?
- Maybe never. Prolly because I don't carry keys with me?

Do you like almonds?
- Yes, yes yes, I do yes.

Is there something better than pie?
- Yes, two pies. Haha inda cali. Actually I don't like any kind of desserts other than ice cream! :D

Age?
- 17 years, 10 months. I am growing ooollld.

Sex?
- F

Location?
- Smartass answer: Relative to what?
Regular answer: Mata-Mata Gadong

In your opinion, is there always room for one more?
- There's always room for dessert. NEVER ever forget that!

What do you need more of?
- Time. That's just all I ask for now.

How do you feel when you are stuck in traffic and a motorcycle drives by between the lanes?
- Like I want to open my door and have the motorcycle crash into it. I did that one time. Wait, no I didn't. Oh right, because I don't drive yet. Legally, that is.

Do you want a Cadillac Escalade?
- Yes, I would like a Cadillac Escalade. So I could burn a Cadillac Escalade. (inda Neesa, I am not demented. Just bottled up rage, mhmm. NOT demented.)

What are your feelings regarding 25cent hot dog night?
- I don't eat hotdogs.......

How often do you take public transportation?
- ...(*snorts*) uhm, what? I do not comprehend this question.

When you were 16 did you find Monty Python hilarious?
- I don't like him.

Do you find them hilarious now?
- I still don't like him. What do you want from me!

Which is scarier: 1) As you are being put under anesthesia for a big, hairy operation, you find out that Mo, Larry, and Curly are assisting -or- 2) You are locked in a room and are forced to watch an endless loop of the same episode of Gilligan's Island?
- Neither, it's a shark riding on the back of an elephant, just trampling and eating everything they see. Wait, what was the question?

What is the biggest risk you are facing at this very moment?
- In the grand scheme of things, each of us are, at best, marginally significant, so to say that anything, even something that would result in my untimely death should I choose to do it, is a risk is disingenuous at best. A single 'yes' or 'no' is even a big risk.

Can you ever have too much money?
- Yes. Even a thousand dollars worth of cents would be to heavy to carry, thus limiting it's practicality.

Black and Blue or Black and Tan?
- Uh, what?

Have you ever kissed a boy on the lips?
- Yes. Actually the boy kissed me. Haha my lil' baby bro kissed his sister away from "his" TV.

Have you ever kissed a girl on the lips?
- Ye-- wait, no.

If they made the movie of your life, what would the title of the movie be?
- Jurassic Park of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Nabilah and GDL's High School Reunion We'll See When We Get There.

How many camels fit on the head of a pin?
- Given that a standard map pin has a top surface area of 75 mm^2, I would have to say about 1 million veeeery tiny camels.

Who do you like better ... Ben or Jerry?Dr. Benjamin Spock or Jerry Falwell?
- Uh, neither, dude.

How many chapters will your book have?
- ...23?

What is your favorite color?
- greeeeeeeeeeen, greenish blue, greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen, black. GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
- (*puts hand to throat, swallows*) About .2 km/h. Check back at lunch and I will estimate the velocity of a laden swallow.

How long do you have to drive continually before you start going insane?
- Uh, I don't drive legally yet, so I wouldn't know, yet.

Boxers or Briefs?
- Boxers.

What is the most important meal of the day?
- The next one

Are you a Toys (backwards)R Us Kid?
- Not really. I grew up.

snow skiing: a great sport, or the greatest sport?
- It looks cool, and fun. So I say it's just a great sport.

can you lick your elbow?
- No

did you just try to lick your elbow or did you already know that it is physically impossible to do that?
- In an act representing the futile human drive for advancement in the face of the crushing fact of our insignificance... both.

Will you be in my punk band?
- Sure

Even if my punk band is named POLE-DANCING HEMATOMA?
- I guess, but I think it would be bigger hit with a different name. Maybe POLE-DANCING DIFFUSE AXONAL INJURY.

Is Crisco OK?
- As far as I know. What is Crisco?

How many times per minute must you remind yourself, "I am not my job"?
- I don't know, because I don't have a job yet?

Is M. Night Shmalayan lame?
- Yeah, kinda he is.

Were you hugged enough?
- No. Nobody hugs me in school or outside.

Are you hugged enough?
- Am not fond of hugs.

ARE YOU EVER GOING TO BE HUGGED ENOUGH?
- Maybe I should go home and just hug my family about a million billion times and then I could call it even for the rest of my life.

Why don't you own a gas mask?
- Seriously. I do, actually. Okay, I lie, but that'll be cool :D

Eminem or not?
- Not.

If you're a white person, and you don't listen to much hip-hop, and yet you like the Beastie Boys, what the hell is wrong with you? Don't you realize that the Beastie Boys ARE ELVIS?
- Not white. Don't even like hip-hop, and Beastie Boys. Oh and Elvis? Psschhhh.

How many minutes "ahead" or "behind" is your watch set for?
- The clock in my phone is set 8 minutes ahead. Clock on the bedroom wall is set one minute ahead. Clock in the hall is like, 10 minutes behind. Astro clock is the only thing near to accurate.

Where have you been?
- Miri, Kuching, London(Heathrow), Stanford?, KL, Singapore, Oz... I think that's all.

Name?
- Shjurlguty (pronounced Nabilah)

How sad would you be if you ran over a cat?
- My cousin once did. My dad multiples of time he reversed the car without knowing there was a cat behind. As morbid as it sounds, I like watching them die slowly.

If you were a parasite, would you rather spend your gestational stage in the innards of a cow or the innards of a caterpillar?
- Definitely a cow. Four stomachs = four times the fun!

Totally rad, totally rockin, or totally sick?
- Totally rad. I have never said "totally sick" unless I was totally sick.

If the only kinds of candy left on the planet were m and ms (original), reeses pieces, and skittles, which variety would be most likely to survive the ensuing struggle for survival?
- I am just going to buy some of each and I will tell you later.

You must be world champion at something. What is it?
- Bad aiming.

What is the first pop, rock, or rap song you choreographed dance moves to? What was your signature move?
- I have never choreographed dance moves, unfortunately.

House, or Gray's Anatomy?
- HOUSE M.D., MAAAAAAAAAN. Who can say NO to House??!!

Antz, or A Bug's Life?
- A Bug's Life is, objectively, 154 times better than Antz. The "z" at the end of Antz accounts for A Bug's Life being 100 times better.

Paris Hilton, or Nicole Richie?
- I don't remember what that second one looks like, so I don't know.

Toward, or towards?
- Towards. And I pronounce it as tords. How do you say it?

Loving and losing, or never loving at all?
- Loving and not losing

Coffee, or tea?
- Ew, coffee?

Or me?
- Huh?

Why the hell do people ever waste money on weddings?
- Oh there's a whole long history on that that I don't want to go into right now.

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