this was no chicken. this was evil manifest.

I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.

;LSAFH;LSHFUCKINGLIZARDSL;DFDS

Friday, February 15, 2008 9:13 PM

This is great. This is absolutely faaaantastic. I can't swallow at all.

Sorry, but exaggeration is irresistable when you're in my shoe. In fact I can't swallow anything on the left side of my throat without feeling the pain kicking in. Zati'd clarified hours ago that I have ulcers in my throat, since I have no general idea how ulcers are suppose to look or feel like.

So blodders, I heard that drinking water added with salt would cure it? Since it's my throat, should I gulp it in? I can't stand the pain! It's really irritating!!

MadTV is an awesome parody show.

But anyway today hasn't been a productive one and like, I can't think properly with the nagging pain at the back of my throat.

I have an ELit essay and some Socio work on a tight deadline, and I haven't touched either one.

Since yesterday everyone's been asking about my orthodontic appointment. They assumed that I had my braces by then. So they kept on pondering and asking, and I kept on answering "No, I haven't" or "I'm still considering it".

Oh, and as of today onwards I am a fan of BigBang. HAHAHA and it took Zati months to convert me to one.

I notice that a handful of blogs I visit had pictures while mine is... plain... full of boring words. [sigh] Now that I think of it, I miss my camera badly. Really badly it makes me cry and throw at tantrum by stabbing the "molds jutting out of a piece of watermelon that's been kept in a fridge for three years". I'd ~~smack~~ stab it. I want to know how it'd feel like too!

Haha and the first person to ever say it is a genius. The next Einstein I tell ya. HAHAHA I bet that Zati knows that I know that she knows I'm doing this on purpose to make her laugh abruptly in the middle of a dead silent night, for example 2-3 AM in the morning.

The clock almost strikes 10, I now develop a small gastric which I know for a fact will grow worse in matter of minutes. Tomorrow I shall wait for a story. Mhmm, I'll be waiting for whatever that you wanted to say to me then you said it's gotta wait. And wow, that reallyy didn't perk up my curiousity at all. And woooow, it was as if you didn't know I was female and that you didn't know females tend to be a bit ke-poh. A great thooouughtful companion you are.

I'm sorry. I'm a bit hormonal imbalanced. A bit hyped up. A bit... irked. But curiousity doesn't kill. I just need a cup of tea, because a cup of tea solves everythinngg. [slaps self] Stop being pissy!

I need a life.

Oh speaking of life - eventhough this might not be near to being related - the A/C in my room has inhabitants in it. Small long reptilian cold blooded inhabitants that make annoying clicking sounds whenever they're nowhere to be found. They are disgusting. Every night I hear rattling sounds in the aircon; at first I thought that there were some freeze-and-melt action in there that's going on too rapidly.

But nooooo I soon found out that actually the stupid lizards are effing fighting for dominance in their weird mating ritual! Because lizards have no distinct sexual differences! So they get confused who's female and male, and who's topping and who's bottom!! STUPPIIDDD REPTILLESSSS!!

If they want to happily eff themselves do it elsewhere where there's no thin metals or plastics so that I could hear you stupid shit-coloured creatures ;lajalsffuckinglkashfkas!!! Geeezzzz, the first night I heard it frecking freaked me out! ;LFJA;LLJFK I NEED BLOODY NEEEDDD SERVICING so they can bloody kill those stupid reptiles!!

Sympathise me, lizards. I'm practically literally UNDER YOUR lovenest! If you wanna do a three way, do it outside and do it NOT ON THE WINDOWS. I DON'T LIKE ANIMAL PORN.

If my bed isn't directly UNDER the A/C and that room is bigger so I can enjoy more chasing you around with a metal bat on one hand and a LIZARD poison on the otther, I would've killedddd you the first place!!

NOW NOW NOW IF YOU'RE TOO PRUDE TO READ PROFANITIES, I FORBID YOU TO SCROLL DOWN. FORBID. DON'T DARE SCROLL. I WARNED YOU!!

L;ASFHAL STUPID FUCKING LIZARDS FUCKNG EACHOTHER'S ASSES FOR FUCKING SAKE GET OUT OF MY ROOM GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!! FUCK YOU STUPID CREATURE!! IF I WASN'T SANE I WOULD FUCKING GRAB YOUR FUCKING TEENY WEENY MICROSCOPIC PENISES AND THROW YOU OUT!! WHY THE FUCK OUT OF ALL THE FUCKING ROOMS IN THIS BLOODY HOUSE WHY MINE??!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD U FUCKING PICK MINE!!

ESPECIALLY YOU, YOU STUPID SHIT COLOURED FUCKING BRAINLESS PENCIL PENIS YOU ARE UGLY AND BLACK, YOU LOOK LIKE SOME SHIT THAT CAME OUT CRAWLING OUT OF A FUCKING DRAIN FROM YEARS AND YEARS AND YOU'RE FUCKING HORNY! STOP BEING FUCKING HORNYAS THAT STUPID CAT FROM THE NEIGHBOUR'S THAT FUCKS EVERY MOVING THING IT SEES!! STOP HUMPING THE LIZARDS!! STOP CLICKING! STOP LIVING!! YOU BLOODY THINGS SHOULD DIE OUT OF PAIN! NOT SOME FUCKING 400 CALORIES OR SOME FUCKING LOST LASTING ORGASM!! I WANT YOU TO FUCKING DIE UNDER THE HEAT OF THE SUN, ALONG WITH YOUR FUCKING EGGS AND YOUR FUCKING ALMOST NON EXISTENT PENIS TO SHRIVEL TO DUST!

BLOODY GET OUT OF MY AIRCONDITIONER AND MY ROOM! DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING MAKE ANY CLICKING SOUNDS WHILE I AM IN OR OUT! LSAKHFLAKHD SUCK YOUR OWN TINY PENCILS IN YOU BLOODY WASTE OF SPACE!!

[Sigh]. That was good. That felt a lot better. BUT THEY'RE STILL FUCKING THERE! Shut up, I don't care if I swore. There is no bloody way I could throw in some poison inside my A/C to kill some lizards. That way I could kill myself too. Someone pleasssee help me kill those things.

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