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I cried "corn beef" in a demonic voice in front of people I'd just met. If that tells you anything about me...
Other than that, the name is Nabilah Johari who goes by her days embarrassing friends with her shameless antics.
resurrection


Well well well. Did you miss me?




Of course you do. Why wouldn't you?


Fine, vomit on my carpet but I'm not the one who's gonna clean up the mess.
For the rest of the times I haven't been blogging, my mind had been set in constraint of allowing any happy happy joy joy thoughts. UNTIL someone fed me like a pig with McD. I feel halfly ashamed and halfly indebted and slightly parsimonious to have such friend. Dude you spoil me too much, I love ya from head to toe for treating me like a walletless baby.
Don't you just agree with me that this whole resurrection is too normal and too conventionally customary?


And it just clicked to me that I need to re-new my to-buy list.


First thing's first, I need to buy a new laptop, or a cool wireless keyboard 'cause mine now has saliva all over it from laughing so much.


You ask me why? Scroll down if you may.


So you see anything wrong up there?

I don't think I need to draw arrows or make a red box around the obvious, do I?

It doesn't matter if you don't slaver over these bunch of 13 guys who're made of snarky narcisstic remarks, Disney character petnamed, and lots and lots of skin touching.

Can you see what's so wrong?

Let's start with this one

I was looking at the Super Junior pictures when I noticed this around Yehsung's crotch.

Yehsung oh baby! You totally beat Lindsay Lohan out of her fire crotch name!

And the fact that he looked down and looked intrigued completely -- *____* Yehsung ILY! You are awesome! You can shoot out fire out your pants!!

...Is it just me or did that give you a whole new meaning to "holy burning bush" scene?

My oh my oh my.

Heechul's man boobs spit out fire too apparently... FLAMING TITS ATTACK!

Is there any English word that could be used to describe Ryeowook's expression? No.

Therefore, ;ALSKSJKDJFJGH RYEOWOOK YOU CUTIE PIE I LOVE YOU TO BITS!!

So end of that.

Hyped up? Still alive? I know I barely did. Hence let me continue on with the real main purpose for this resurrection entry thingamajiggie.

So um, I woke up... with a stiff back. I -- uh, I lost my creativity streak. I fail.

Mornings are never exciting so I'll skip to the good parts of today.

Oh did I mention Maths was okay? For the first time in the seemingly incessant minutes hours days weeks months in Maths class, it's actually okay. And Mr Law was being improbably nice. NICE. NICE. Was it an apocalyptic sign or something? Or did he owe me something?

Ah, Elit. What words should begin to describe Elit class this afternoon. Let's just say that Anis and I were openly showing our undying affections towards eachother and mentioning sex once in a while in our conversation in front of Miss Tuty and the guys.

I mean who cares? Who can stop our irrepressible raging decadent lesbian love? HAHAHAHA. But however we divorced right there. 'Cause we found out that we cheated on each other.

The afternoon turned from high to awkward to normal then to plain weirdly exciting.

Oh and -- we watched a cat hunt its prey. A prey that was a moldy green lizard. It was fun watching the cat speeding off at neck-breaking pace.

But it was nauseous to see and hear the cat chewing the skull.

I was near nauseous.

Zee almost threw up on Fuad.

Fuad -- was being Fuad.

Mush stayed back. Probably clinging to the pillar in sheer fright.

Mims was somewhere at the back too. With Munir... who was being "mysterious and emo as if he knows all the dramatic irony, and his overused Time will tell".

Then nothing freaky happened after I went to McD with Zimah and had a worker there boring holes into us since we came. We didn't feel like we were stripped by his disgusting lusty eyes. Nope.

Another thing not freaky is that a bird swept through the car. I won't say more.

This is such a boring post. I am a complete fail.



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