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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 @ 8:46 PM

I've been reduced to the most primitive form of communication.

Email.

Well, email and Twitter, but there's no way to say "hey, if you want to talk, comment and we can catch up" without sounding like some kind of attention whore. So, my inbox is actually being used now. Make it feel less lonely?

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Saturday, October 31, 2009 @ 11:15 PM
Why the Vampire Diaries will delight you to the very depths of your twisted black heart.

alf;lsdfjkl;sdfjsdff so I kept promising people I'd post "a few quotes" of the most egregious sections of The Vampire Diaries, and I'm sure everyone is surprised that I went overboard and started recapping. In my defense, these books are like pringles. Pretentious, overblown, crack-coated pringles.

Please be warned of spoilers for the entire series, spoilers I'm sure will appear in the show sooner or later.



First: Elena is awesome. Let's get that straight right away. They completely lobotomized her for the TV series, so just ignore that version. It's like the scriptwriter looked at the books and saw ELENA SNARLING AT AN EVIL IMMORTAL SHAPESHIFTING VAMPIRE and then said, hmm, we could go with that... but instead let's have her read quietly in the corner!

In the books Elena is a pretty, popular, ruthless blonde with no qualms stepping on other people to get her way. (Much like Caroline of the show, interestingly enough.) She rules the school and everyone knows it. Her outfits are perfect. Her minions are devoted bootlickers. She reduces other girls to tears as she steals their homecoming dates right out from under them -- during the homecoming dance.

Here's her take on things:

After all, what was more important than boys? They were the mark of how popular you were, of how beautiful you were. And they could be useful for all sorts of things. Sometimes they were exciting, but usually that didn't last long.

Most boys, Elena reflected, were like puppies. Adorable in their place, but expendable.

This girl is like the Xena of social climbing. She demands respect from her clique, fully expects the attention of everyone in the room, and routinely pulls these Jedi-like POW psychological tricks to keep her flunkies in line:

Frances's eyes were blazing, and her cheeks were flushed with color as she approached the three girls at the table.

"Oh, Elena, you've got to hear this!"

Elena smiled at her, polite but not too intimate. Frances ducked her brown head. "I mean… can I join you? I've just heard the wildest thing about Stefan Salvatore."

"Have a seat," said Elena graciously.


Is that not fierce? You have to admire a bitch like that.

So Elena is strutting her stuff and making other people cry, only to meet her match in the school's mysterious new hunk, Stefan Salvatore. Stefan has a "lean, flat-muscled body, faded jeans he probably had to peel off at night, tight t-shirt, and a leather jacket of unusual cut" (not to mention "dark hair like one of the roiling storm clouds behind him" and "a mouth to keep you awake at night" and oh my god I can't go on). Stefan proves his cool by backtalking the history teacher.

As queen bee, Elena instantly decides she must have him, even -- especially -- because he doesn't seem to want her back.

Elena watched him as he went. He'd deliberately turned away from her. He'd snubbed her on purpose, and in front of Caroline, who'd been watching like a hawk. Tears burned in her eyes, but at that moment only one thought burned in her mind.

She'd have him, even if it killed her. If it killed both of them, she'd have him.

Stefan can move like lightning, hypnotize people to his will, and only venture in sunlight wearing a special ring, but Elena can't understand why he's such a brooding, moody enigma.

She tilted her head far back to look at the trapdoor in the ceiling, and heard a soft, distinct intake of breath. When she turned, his gaze was fixed on her exposed throat; the look in his eyes confused her. But the next moment his face hardened, closing her out.

I mean, what on earth could he be hiding?!

Fun fact: she doesn't realize the truth until the end of the book, when she walks in on him literally GNAWING ON A BIRD, BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS MOUTH. I'm all for romantic escapism, seriously, but is there ANYONE IN THE WORLD who could walk in on their boyfriend EATING A BIRD and not think "wait a minute, maybe I need to rethink some of my choices"??

But I'm getting ahead of myself. Before the munchies, there is true love.

Elena felt Stefan's lips meet hers.

And… it was as simple as that. All questions answered, all fears put to rest, all doubts removed. What she felt was not merely passion, but a bruising tenderness and a love so strong it made her shake inside. It would have been frightening in its intensity, except that while she was with him, she could not be afraid of anything.

She had come home.

This was where she belonged, and she had found it at last. With Stefan, she was home.

They've known each other a month, by the way.

Then she saw the thin strip of silk, folded over and over on itself neatly in one corner. She drew it out and ran it between her fingers. It was the apricot ribbon she'd lost the second day of school.

Oh, Stefan. Tears stung her eyes, and in her chest love welled up helplessly, overflowing.

That long ago? You cared about me that long ago? Oh, Stefan, I love you…

A MONTH.

What she hadn't known in the beginning (FOUR WEEKS AGO) is that Stefan never meant to shun her -- he was actually just hiding his deep emo pain because she was the spitting image of his first love, Katherine -- the vampire who sired him hundreds of years ago in renaissance Italy.

WHO ALSO SIRED HIS EVIL OLDER BROTHER, DAMON.

Who can turn into a horny crow.

I hope you're following this.

friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: Do you mind spoilers? I'm reading the Wiki and it's just. a sdl;fkja;slkjalkjs
Me: tell me, tell me!
friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: It's talking about how the fight between Stefan and Damon got started. "In Renaissance Italy, the brothers both fell in love with a young vampire named Katherine, who later committed suicide after the two brothers turned against each other. They fought for her love and she decided to choose them both as lovers and exchanged blood with them, turning them both vampires. Fueled with rage, the brothers killed each other but woke up as vampires."
friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: I LOVE IT. I love that she was like, hmm, I could choose one... but, no, I'll take both instead!
Me: fsdhfklsdjfhsdklfjsdf LOL
friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: as;ldkfjasl;kj oh my god some of this is coming back now
friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: Do you mind more spoilers?
Me: *greedy* tell me everything!
Me: oh, god, stefan comparing katherina and elena: "where katherine had been a white kitten, elena was a snow-white tigress."
friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: So, Elena's torn between the two brothers but bad things are happening. One night, some dark presence chases her off a bridge and her car goes into the river. She drowns and they all think it's Damon who did this. But it's not and they start investigating more and, in the third book, it leads them to Honoria Fell's tomb and:
friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: "and it turns out to be Katherine, who in fact did not die centuries before as the brothers had thought. Instead, she had faked her death, having her maid bring ashes from the kitchen, lay them out on her dress, and put her lapis lazuli ring on top, while she had another forged, making it looked as if she had killed herself. Since then, Stefan has lived with the guilt of her death, while Katherine has spent that time seething with anger. She decides to take revenge, and is jealous of Elena for "stealing" both brothers' love."
friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: AWESOME.
Me: *SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER*\
Me: OMG IT'S A KDRAMA
Me: YES
friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: IT GETS WORSE, TOO.
Me: i SO hope they keep that for the tv show
Me: TELLMETELLME
friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: Katherine and Elena fight, ending the fight only when Elena knocks Katherine into the sunlight without her ring. But Elena doesn't have one, either.
friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: So, they both turn to ash, but Elena has time to tell Stefan and Damon to stop fighting, to take care of each other, and that she loved Stefan and didn't want to hurt him like Katherine had.
friend who wants to be shrouded with much anonymity: End book three. Start of book four, six months later, titled: DARK REUNION.

I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP. I REALLY CAN'T. A fifteenth century lady vampire shipped her own threesome and then faked her death to become a dark vengeful force while her boytoys roamed high school for fresh romance. HILARIOUS. In flashbacks they actually argue about who gets to be her husband and she tries to woo them to her wicked poly ways:

"This is my choice! I love you both, and I will not give either of you up. Now we all three will be together, and be happy."

"Happy—" Stefan choked out.

"Yes, happy! The three of us will be companions, joyous companions, forever." Her voice rose with elation, and the light of a radiant child shone in her eyes. "We will be together always, never feeling sickness, never growing old, until the end of time! That is my choice."

But they are TOO OVERCOME WITH MUTUAL LUST HATRED! She "kills" herself in hopes it'll bring them together (?!?!) but instead they turn on each other in the most homoerotic way possible.

Emphasis mine:

"I don't remember how we got back to the house, but suddenly I had my sword. We were fighting. I wanted to destroy that arrogant face forever, to kill him. I remember my father shouting from the house. We fought harder, to finish it before he reached us.

"And we were well matched. But Damon had always been stronger, and that day he seemed faster, too, as if he had changed more than I had. And so while my father was still shouting from the window I felt Damon's blade get past my guard. Then I felt it enter my heart."

Elena stared, aghast, but he went on without pause. "I felt the pain of the steel, I felt it stab through me, deep, deep inside. All the way through, a hard thrust. And then the strength poured out of me and I fell. I lay there on the paved ground."

He looked up at Elena and finished simply, "And that is how… I died."

Elena sat frozen, as if the ice she'd felt in her chest earlier tonight had flooded out and trapped her.

"Damon came and stood over me and bent down. I could hear my father's cries from far away, and screams from the household, but all I could see was Damon's face. Those black eyes that were like a moonless night. I wanted to hurt him for what he had done to me. For everything he had done to me, and to Katherine." Stefan was quiet a moment, and then he said, almost dreamily, "And so I lifted my sword and I killed him. With the last of my strength, I stabbed my brother through the heart."

Then they wake side-by-side in the family tomb, which is just icing on the throbbing gay penis cake.

A few centuries years later they bring their feud to Mystic Falls, where Damon is not at all pleased to be missing the action with Katherine's nubile young doppelganger. The author is totally in love with Damon, by the way, because he gets all these loving descriptions of how sexy and enchanting he is:

Nevertheless, she was not fooled. Charming as he seemed, Damon was dangerous almost beyond imagination. That graceful, lounging body was ten times stronger than a human's. Those lazy dark eyes were adapted to seeing perfectly at night. The long-fingered hand that had pulled her up to the roof could move with impossible quickness. And, most disturbing of all, his mind was the mind of a killer. A predator.

(...)

He laughed suddenly, and Elena's heart jerked and began pounding hard. God, he was beautiful. Handsome was too weak and colorless a word. As usual, the laughter lasted only a moment, but even when his lips had sobered it left traces in his eyes.

"I do believe you," he said, relaxing, looking around the graveyard. Then he turned back and held out a hand to her. "You're too good for my brother," he said casually.

You see, Damon admires her spirit and strength, and he sees in her the potential to be an evil megalomaniac (which is a hilarious commentary on high school Mean Girls when you think about it). He wants to rule the world with her, "feared and worshipped by all the weaker souls." DIRECT QUOTE. He wants her to be QUEEN OF THE SHADOWS.

"My brother," he went on, "is a fool. He thinks that because you look like Katherine you're weak and easily led like her. But he's wrong. I could feel your anger from the other side of town. I can feel it now, a white light like the desert sun. You have strength, Elena, even as you are. But you could be so much stronger..."

(...)

"Why not?" he whispered. "Why not try it, Elena? Be honest. Isn't there a part of you that wants to?" His dark eyes were full of a heat and intensity that held her transfixed, unable to look away. "I can waken things inside you that have been sleeping all your life. You're strong enough to live in the dark, to glory in it. You can become a queen of the shadows. Why not take that Power, Elena? Let me help you take it."

Damon/Elena is everything I pretend to hate about romance novels (yet secretly eat like candy). He's the bad boy! She's the feisty heroine! He's like, "be mine or I'll slaughter your entire family" and Elena is all "no! no! well, maybe."

By the end of the second book I really just wanted her to take his hand and go on a killing spree and become his murderous bloodsoaked vampire queen. It doesn't help that in the show he's played by Ian Somerhalder, who strokes Elena's hair and makes it look like porn. I was talking to the anonymity-blobbed friend about how much I loved them and she was like, you know it'll never happen, right? You know you're shipping the impossible, right? And all my deep and intelligent opinions were reduced to "...but it's Ian Somerhalder!"





"You just don't want it to be Damon," said Meredith. "I would think you'd be more worried about him being a psycho killer than a diary thief."

"I don't know; killers are sort of romantic. Imagine your dying with his hands around your throat. He'd strangle the life out of you, and the last thing you'd see would be his face." Putting her own hands to her throat, Bonnie gasped and expired tragically, ending up draped across the bed. "He can have me anytime," she said, eyes still closed.



And people worry about teen girls reading Twilight.

(You have to laugh because the other answer is hitting yourself in the face until everything goes numb.)

Anyway, Damon is wrecking havoc in the town, stalking, killing, feeding, framing his brother for murder. He tries to convince Stefan to join the fun, but baby brother is too virtuous (unless he's hungry and you're a bird) and he resists Damon's temptation.

"I've kept track of you over the years," Damon said calmly. He flicked a bit of bark from the sleeve of his leather jacket as casually as he had once arranged his brocade cuffs. "But then, you wouldn't know that, would you? Ah, no, your Powers are as weak as ever."

"Be careful, Damon," Stefan said softly, dangerously. "Be very careful tonight. I'm not in a tolerant mood."

"St. Stefan in a pique? Imagine. You're distressed, I suppose, because of my little excursions into your territory. I only did it because I wanted to be close to you. Brothers should be close."

I really can't convey how gay this whole section is. It's hard to limit my quotes. Stefan hates his brother but thinks of him in the most sexy, flattering terms possible, all while Damon elegantly fiddles with his clothes and basically fucks him with words. It gets even more amazing when Stefan finally loses his temper. Behold:

Kill him, something in Stefan's mind demanded. Kill him, snap his neck, rip his throat to bloody shreds. But he knew Damon had fed very well tonight. His brother's dark aura was swollen, pulsing, almost shining with the life essence he had taken.

HIS BROTHER'S DARK SWOLLEN AURA, PULSING WITH LIFE.

HIS BROTHER'S DARK SWOLLEN AURA, PULSING WITH LIFE.

HIS BROTHER'S DARK SWOLLEN AURA, PULSING WITH LIFE.

Then Damon overpowers him, restrains him, and feeds from his helpless neck, mocking him telepathically for his weakness as he drinks his brother's blood.

...

IT'S JUST AS SLASHY AS IT SOUNDS.

He lashed out savagely, trying to strike at the vulnerable area under Damon's jaw. It did no good; his arms were pinioned behind him, his body immobilized. He was as helpless as a bird under the claws of a lean and expert cat.

You always were stubborn. Perhaps this will convince you. Stefan looked into his brother's face, pale as the frosted-glass windows at the boarding house, and at those black bottomless eyes. Then he felt fingers grasp his hair, jerk his head back, exposing his throat. His struggles redoubled, became frantic.

Don't bother, came the voice in his head, and then he felt the sharp rending pain of teeth. He felt the humiliation and helplessness of the hunter's victim, of the hunted, of the prey. And then the pain of blood being drawn out against his will.

(...)

Then, abruptly, the hands released him and he fell to the ground, onto a bed of damp and moldering oak leaves. Gasping for breath, he painfully got to his hands and knees.

"You see, little brother, I'm stronger than you. Strong enough to take you, take your blood and your life if I wish it. Leave Elena to me, or I will."

Stefan looked up. Damon was standing with head thrown back, legs slightly apart, like a conqueror putting his foot on the neck of the conquered. Those night-black eyes were hot with triumph, and Stefan's blood was on his lips.

FUCK YEAH, STRAIGHT MEN! ROLL AROUND THE DIRT! EXCHANGE MORE FLUIDS! You can't tell me the author didn't know what she was doing. It's so subtle.

Hatred filled Stefan, such hatred as he had never known before. It was as if all his earlier hatred of Damon had been a drop of water to this crashing, foaming ocean.

OH GOD WAIT HERE'S AN EVEN BETTER ONE

The hot pinpoint of fury inside him burned brighter than ever, pouring forth its brilliance like a whole galaxy of stars. He knew, somehow, that it threatened Damon's darkness.

LOLOLOLOL. To recap, Damon has a swollen, pulsing aura of darkness, which Stefan battles with his pouring, foaming oceans of feeling. Anyone wanna take a stab at the gender dynamic here?



There's tons more, but the length of this entry is getting ridiculous. (Let me just say their next epic battle takes place while they are both birds. Why the bird fixation? We'll never know.) I highly recommend everyone find this series, because I know you're all self-loathing masochists looking for a cheap thrill, JUST LIKE ME.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 @ 10:17 PM
And in today's edition of "heroines threatened by barnyard animals..."

She caught sight of something dark in the branches of the old quince tree in front of the house.

It was a crow, sitting as still as the yellowtinged leaves around it. And it was the thing watching her.

She tried to tell herself that this was ridiculous, but somehow she knew. It was the biggest crow she had ever seen, plump and sleek, with rainbows shining in its black feathers. She could see every detail of it clearly: the greedy dark claws, the sharp beak, the single glittering black eye.

It was so motionless that it might have been a wax model of a bird sitting there. But as she stared at it, Elena felt herself flush slowly, heat coming in waves up her throat and cheeks.

Because it was… looking at her. Looking the way boys looked at her when she wore a bathing suit or a sheer blouse. As if it were undressing her with its eyes.


I AM READING THE VAMPIRE DIARIES.

HELP ME.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CUT OFF MY HEAD FOR MY OWN GOOD.

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Tuesday, July 14, 2009 @ 9:37 PM
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

So, I started 'Friend, Our Legend', which promised me rival gangsters in 80s Korea and best-friends-turned-deadly-enemies and Seo Do Young in schoolboy garb. What I didn't know? Before airing, someone apparently decided that a gangster drama needed to be kid-friendly. EVERYTHING IS BLURRED OUT. Seriously -- any hint of blood or violence has been slapped under a blur -- in a gangster drama. I just. What? The fight scenes were blurred. All weapons were blurred. Even the gangster's tattoos were blurred. It went from bizarre to downright hilarious. Don't worry kiddies, that's not a blurred baseball bat, he's just giving that man a CLOUD HUG! TO THE FACE!

My favorite is when the hero drops his cigarette to the ground in one of those artsy close-up moments -- and yes, it's blurred.



WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF THAT SHOT. "As a concerned parent, I had wanted to complain about this gross display of lawlessness, but since you blurred the filter it's clearly not recognizable as a cigarette, which of course my children have never seen."

I know Korean networks can be crazy with censorship (like in a BOF kiss blooper where the director yells at Lee Min Ho to CLOSE HIS MOUTH, thereby answering all my questions about the state of kiss scenes in dramas), but I thought it had to do with demographics and target audience? Do they think a lot of kids are watching historical gangster epics?





THIS IS A FIGHT SCENE.


I DON'T KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL BUT I'M REALLY FEELING THE TENSION.



Extremely amusing: some guy's heartfelt yell as he swings his blobbed fist at the enemy. PHOTOSHOP IS COMING FOR YOU, FUCKER!




I don't know who he is, but he's hot! It's the James Dean of Korea!








It's actually pretty gorgeous in a desaturated, look-at-me-I-am-srs-give-me-an-award way.



What did this poor guy do to deserve the blur? What if he'd been really looking forward to his appearance on TV? What if his mother had been watching his drama debut? "Yeah mom, I'm the one that's all... vague..."



Watch out! He's armed with indiscernible blurs!!!



THE FOG LEAVES NO SURVIVORS.




"Mommy! I'm scared!" "Don't worry, all weapons are made of bubble wrap."


I'm given to understand they're hardcore rebels because they wear their hats at jaunty angles, defying the 1980s school administration which demands nothing less than impeccable uniforms from its brawling unsupervised hooligans.



SEO DO YOUNG. THE REASON I PUT UP WITH THIS.




Say you blame me.
But on the bright side, from what I saw of the drama was quite good. The DVDs will be my salvation.

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Thursday, July 2, 2009 @ 11:05 PM
You stole my cake? I thought I ate it while I wasn't paying attention.

I can think of no subtle way to say "it's my birthday! be cheerful with me!", SO: it's my birthday! be cheerful with me! Feel my disgustingly chipper glee.

I have a big chunk of what was left of the cake and I am going to pork myself with that and I am not sharing.








;_;
My family doesn't know it was my birthday yesterday. Thank god there's cake left. *eats to her sad faced * (Note: Edited the day after)

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Wednesday, June 24, 2009 @ 6:30 PM
Sometimes the best man for the job is a woman.

I don't usually do book recs, but meganbmoore pointed my attention to the YA fantasy novel Graceling, by Kristin Cashore, and I am UTTERLY IN LOVE WITH IT. The heroine is a sharp, sarcastic, bad-mannered supernaturally-gifted teenage assassin, and the entire book is like this:


“I’m not going to wear a red dress,” she said.

“It’s the color of sunrise,” Helda said.

“It’s the color of blood,” Katsa said.

Sighing, Helda carried the dress from the bathing room. “It would look stunning, My Lady,” she called, “with your dark hair and your eyes.”

Katsa yanked at one of the more stubborn knots in her hair. She spoke to the bubbles gathered on the surface of the water. “If there’s anyone I wish to stun at dinner, I’ll hit him in the face.”


And that is exactly what she does to her love interest. It's how they bond. They beat the shit out of each other, laughing. It's a game. It's their playtime. He's a funny, observant prince who is completely unconcerned by the fact she's faster, stronger, and more capable:

When she came back minutes later with a great, fat, skinned rabbit, Po had built a fire. The flames cast orange light on the horses and on himself. “It was the least I could do,” Po said, drily, “and I see you’ve already skinned that hare. I’m beginning to think I won’t have much responsibility as we travel through the forest together.”

“Does it bother you? You’re welcome to do the hunting yourself. Perhaps I can stay by the fire and mend your socks, and scream if I hear any strange noises.”


One of Katsa's sore spots is that she doesn't want to get married, or have children:
If she took Po as her husband, she would be making promises about a future she couldn’t yet see. For once she became his wife, she would be his wife forever. And, no matter how much freedom Po gave her, she would always know that it was a gift. Her freedom would not be her own; it would be Po’s to give or to withhold. That he never would withhold it made no difference. If it did not come from her, it was not really hers.


Even when they finally get together, she doesn't change her mind, and he doesn't want her to. They become lovers and partners, trekking through blizzards and defying kings and TAKING ON GODDAMN ARMIES, and at the end of everything Katsa does not get married and become his princess -- instead she starts a worldwide effort to teach girls how to swordfight. How fucking awesome is that shit?

I should know better than to read Amazon reviews, though. "Po was a spineless doormat!" "He loved her so much! And she refused to marry him! That was bad writing." a;lfs;djlfl;jkfl;dfjsdf


I've been neglecting my blog, yes, I'm completely aware of that. But won't you hop on the happy bandwagon with your beloved blogger? No? Okay. Po can just fuck your shit up. Po! Po Po Po. (No, for some obvious reason I cannot take his name seriously.) BUT YOU'D GET USED TO IT. I SWEAR. His real name is Greening Grandemalion. YOU WOULD CALL YOURSELF PO TOO.

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Fancy that. I was just preparing the list of books to get at the library tomorrow. I'll be reading this right after going through the Shakespeare Decoded version of Twelfth Night... (my favorite play because of strong ladies and rampant homo-eroticism) I need to be appear omniscient about Shakespearean language by Thursday afternoon for the sake of the kiddies and my own reputation.
But after that, I'm reading this. And then I'll pass it on to my little brother and recommend it to all the little fantasy-readers that I know. Though I don't consider myself a traditional feminist, recently I find myself promoting lots of feminist values and appreciation of female-initiated asskicking.

Also, to add to the ways that Po is a silly name: In Chile, "po" is added all the time to the end of statements.
Like:
"Como estai?"
"bien po. Y tu?"
"bien tambien po. Por que estai desnudo?"
"hace calor po!"
"ja, si po."

I'm afraid I can't take the name Po seriously either.

By Anonymous quark22, at June 28, 2009 5:22 PM 

Maybe this is a stretch, but just from your rec it sounds a bit like a more kickass version of "Ella Enchanted" (the novel, not the HORRID HORRID MOVIE, and minus the curse and all). :D

I can't log in my wordpress. Damn. So will have to settle with this one.

By Anonymous *is enabled*, at June 28, 2009 6:05 PM 

quark22; I have no idea what you just said. DID YOU INSULT MY MOTHER?

is enabled; I liked the movie? I MEAN I've never read the book, though, and I have an intense crush on Anne Hathaway. The movies I have watched for that woman, my god.

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Wednesday, January 14, 2009 @ 9:30 PM
If there's anything reality TV taught us, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.

Because I'm a horrible neglectful blogger. And I lack RL (real life).

As you can see below is the poster for the anticipated 2009 action flick "G.I. Joe". And it sucks major bunghole. You would think that America, being the great cinematic nation it is, would hire someone to make a decent poster for the film.


Here are 5 reasons why this poster alone has turned me off from watching the movie:

1. Why the hell is Dennis Quaid taking up half the poster with his constipated look?

2. Why is a Victoria’s Secret model and a Wayans Brother in this movie?

3. Who hired slutty Sienna Miller to be in this film?

4. Has anyone seen a Channing Tatum film, i.e., “Step Up”, “She’s The Man”? Oh, you haven’t? Good, don’t. He’s as good of an actor as Sohee(from Wondergirls) is a singer. Yea, he’s THAT good.

5. WHERE THE HELL IS ASIA’S “JAMES DEAN?” Isn’t this supposed to be Lee Byung Hyun’s big debut?

If you haven’t found Waldo– I mean Lee Byung Hyun yet, he’s the little white suited man with the mask in the left corner under Quaid’s big ass face.


Back to RL; I am thankful. I've finally played squash first-hand, and I'm thankful that I came out unscathed. There was no other choice than having Fatin as a squash partner slash instructor. Knowing Fatin in one or another someone is bound to be physically bruised.

...

Don't look at me that, Swan Princess. It's enough that I agreed to signing up for the scheme to end your nagging.

Besides sports, I successfully did not pull any sort of unnecessary attention on me while I went to the car back from work with just socks. And I have a lot of socks. (First time it happened, I was wearing the multi-colored toe ones decorated with glitter and peace signs. I AM SO TOTALLY THE COOLEST, Y'ALL CAN'T EVEN TOUCH THIS.) And this happens more than twice.

KASJHKLASHKLADSGHLSD!!!


ASDGDFL;GJA;L

SAFLSGLHLKSHDGL!!

I AM TOTALLY CALM!


MEETING WEIRDO NUMBER TWO AND PORKER MOTHER TOMORROW MORNING! SLATHERED WITH ICE CREAM AND TAKOYAKI. Don't you wanna touch that?

Not enough :D :D to describe. Not enough. ♥ ♥

Also, I'VE WATCHED BOYS OVER FLOWERS! .....I've watched it! How can you take a man with the most ridiculous of perms seriously? His acting may be badass but!! THOSE WAVES OF RIDICULOUS RIDICULOUS PERM. *_____*

Review will soon to come. Somewhat review. And a very delayed Last Friends lengthy review. Not kidding about that, y'all. Brace yourselves next time.

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Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @ 9:55 AM
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

I knew that last few weeks ago will not be the last time we will hear from (you). I know that you would continue to take out "harmful lyrics" in the future. But before you do, please think about what you are really taking away. You are taking away our youth. You are taking away that which makes me, us truly happy. However it's not the Ministry or whoever in the government, but KBS.

Wow, I’m amazed at the inept people that make these decisions. Seungri of Big Bang, had his solo banned by KBS. It wasn’t because of a bare chested Seungri, it wasn’t because of the scantily clad girls or Seungri touching his genitals or the suggestive dancing, it wasn’t even banned for the sexual lyrics. Nope, KBS has banned Seungri from performing the current version of Strong Baby because they believe that the word "Crack" used in the song refers to crack cocaine.

Yes.

Take a second to absorb the stupidity. Done? Okay. Obviously, the people in charge at KBS are heavy users of cocaine if they honestly think that this song is, for no reason whatsoever, referring to crack cocaine. I mean, I speak English and that would have been the last thing that came to my mind. In fact, I don’t even know why they say crack in the first place…

Watch the crack performance:



creds to seoulbeats.


YG Ent. has bowed to the idiocy of KBS and changed the word "crack", in Seungri’s solo, "Strong Baby", to "clap". I could have sworn they said that they meant "clap" all along(and "quack" doesn't make sense). They also said that "crack" in the context of the song obviously had no bad meaning. They also said earlier that they wouldn’t change the song.

Man, how could so much flip-flopping happen in 36 hours? Only YG is capable of changing a story 3 different ways. The only thing we know for certain is that no one in YG knows why they used the word "crack" so everyone else should stop trying to figure it out as well.

Meanwhile the below picture has just confirmed my belief and has every butthurt Seungri-lover admitting that he wants to be Justin Timberlake and will stop at nothing to become him.



Ah, I love the smell of unnecessary banning and blatant copying in the morning.

Don't get me wrong. I love Glitter Balls as much as I love the whole group Big Bang itself.

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Monday, January 5, 2009 @ 8:10 PM
More blabbering. because it's my party and I can meta if I want to.

I'd really like a guitar. I think that it's rather hard to be dramatic and self-expressing without one.

When I feel troubled, twang.

When I feel inspired, twang.

When I feel like pissing off everyone within a five mile radius, twang.

I would decorate the box will colorful peace stickers and happy faces, as a sort of therapy for my extremely restive moments. And instead of jumping out of my window with a backpack and chunk change, I could just create a tune to the lyrics in my head. Like a hippie without the drugs, because drugs are not cool and make you drool before you drop outta school, fool. Twang.


I also shamefully admit my newest guilty pleasure:


LAST FRIENDS D: (U)

Forget abusive Ryo, Nishihara Aki crushing lesser mortals under her heel, and Mr. "I'm a makeup artist and I shy away from the attention of women" Eita.

What got me the most? Is when Ruka's covering Michiru with a blanket, and it's such a tender, peaceful moment until Ruka sees Michiru crying in her sleep, and in an instant her entire face changes -- like it physically hurts her to see Michiru in pain.

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ep 2:

"DON'T TOUCH MY MICHIRU!"

*deep breath*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And by the third episode *blubbers* Last Friends is breaking my heart in ways I never expected. I cried twice during ep three. And I wasn't even supposed to! I mean, there weren't any rain scenes or slow-motion running! I'm just a sap.

I'm so used to overblown love triangles full of backstabbing and betrayal that the opposite is wrenching my heart in little pieces -- people who really care about each other, who sacrifice their own feelings again and again so the ones they love can be happy, even if it means giving them up to someone else. BAWL.

First shamefully tear-filled moment: the scene overlooking the ferris wheel. That was the one way I could accept Ruka not manhandling Michiru in the sharehouse and barricading the door -- that she wanted Michuru to be happy, even if it was unhealthy, even though Ruka knew what it meant to let her go when "he only goes overboard sometimes." I thought their conversation was beautifully done, especially since the drama went to the trouble of showing us Ruka and her father earlier, and what exactly it's meant to Ruka to have someone looking out for her without trying to change her decisions. And oh, oh my god. The confrontation over lunch? "Until now, I've never felt loved by anyone." Said straight to the face of someone pining for her since high school. Ouch. Ouch.

And TAKERU. Oh, woobie. Driving them to a romantic evening, then waiting angst-faced in the car as they giggle and bond. WOOBIE.

HOW MUCH DID I LOVE THAT MICHIRU LEFT SOUSUKE HERSELF? I don't watch previews, so I don't know if she sticks to her guns (or, you know, if Ruka goes after Sousuke's ear with a pair of scissors) but that scene at the end, when she RUNS STRAIGHT TO HER GIRLFRIEND'S ARMS?

"Stop saying ill things about my Ruka!"

a;fl;ksdfjlasd;jflsdf ♥ ♥ ♥

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Blubbering moment 2: Ruka's face as she just holds her and holds her.

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*flails* This drama is turning me into such an emotional wreck. And it's only been three episodes. I think the finale will put me in a coma.

But I couldn't accept the fact that the show would be more heartbreaking I thought I gave it another chance - OH, THAT WENT WELL.

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"I decided that while you were protecting Michiru, I would protect you." TAKERU WOOBIE. Don't you know she's a lesbian? Oh, wait, sorry-- I meant she "looks at Michiru like a man." Cough. You're very smooth, show.

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"About being alone... everyone is." How depressing does your show have to be, when those are words of comfort.

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Read a discussion about Michiru's devotion to Sousuke, and how, after a violent father and alcoholic mother, I'm sure Sousuke's undivided attention did feel like love. His little "I will always be waiting for you" confirmed all my fears and broke me in about six different ways. Of course she hugged him after that. That's probably exactly what she was waiting for. I just can't decide if Sousuke knew it and was manipulating her yet again, or if he was actually speaking as a needy, emotionally twisted fuck up.

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"When I kept you and Sousuke apart, the one who ended up being hurt... was myself." God, stab me in the face, it'd be less painful.

Also? I'm honestly disturbed by all the shippy Sousuke/Michiru icons. Seriously, you guys? Seriously? If Sousuke were played by a beer-bellied truck driver with facial warts, would you still find their abusive relationship epic and romantic? I want Ruka to cut off his ear.


Last friends. You will be stimulated. In your brain. -- Currently debating with self whether to continue Last Friends marathon but ungh how can I resist my straight lesbians. *s-sob*


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Thursday, January 1, 2009 @ 1:51 AM
I bought myself a parrot. The parrot talked. But it did not say, "I'm hungry." So it died.

After briefly flirting with caps, italics, and text aligned in ways that aren't natural, I figured the best way to convey my joy was with simple, grammatically correct sentences, preferably if they were short and easy to understand.

Then I decided to screw that idea.

hAppY nU yer 2 U d1rtY SeXY bEaStS I CaLL fRieNds!11 ♥ ♥

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And to a friend who lied a fiendish lie about her birth date, pfft happy belated. Belated because the aforementioned belated celebrant liiiiied to me. You know who you are, and no, haven't forgiven so no talking. Pah!


2009 started out pretty rough on me. I missed out on two of the most important events in my lack of entertainment life!

will edit when I feel like hurting myself with the editing. as;lfhasdgg

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